I do have an addictive personality, and betting apps are too easy to play. So, my strategy has developed to having tiddly bets ranging from 50p to £2 a time. My losses are therefore restricted, and it’s still a bit of fun.
I permit myself blowouts at Cheltenham and Aintree, but most of my punting is controlled. The only time I have to watch myself is when I’m in a pub by myself; usually happens once a month. Sometimes I have a keen eye when pissed, but not, er, always.
I don’t think Yorick was wholly serious, btw.
There aren't many things in this life for which I feel thankful - one of the reasons why my first act if I won the Euromillions would be to undergo a series of sessions with a psychologist - but one is that I do not have an addictive personality.
I'm not sure I would know what a betting app is and when I see ads on TV for 'Play Ojo' (or whatever it is) I do find myself thinking 'why would anybody do that'? I don't know if I could ever lay cards for proper money (I used to play brag on the school bus using my coupon-round commission but gave up after being cheated out of a decent pot in an interval-time game in one of the classrooms a teacher would let us use) but in a recent game in the Men's Shed, playing for tokens, I was told later and on the QT that I made a seasoned poker player a wee bit suspicious of me because of how I'd played (I cleaned them out) and they claimed I'd lied when I said I never played poker. My take was that they might have been a seasoned payer but they never struck me as being a good player.
I do a lot of crosswords (mainly the Times compilation books which Santa brings me every year) and that's maybe close to an addiction but the real addiction there is probably to do with making sure my brain is occupied and challenged - I am known in the family for being mentally challenged - and that's probably as much a reason as trying to win money that I spent so many years studying the form in depth.
I might, if watching racing on TV, find myself sticking a fiver or a tenner on something for the sake of a watching interest, usually something I've remembered about the runner from the past or a combination of positives I've picked up from watching the preliminaries or the betting, but 99% of the time Mrs O will ask me what I've backed and I'd honestly reply, 'Nothing, it isn't my kind of race.'
I do/did tend to bet fairly heavily - for me - at Cheltenham and Aintree. On a good Saturday card there is maybe two or three good betting races. A Cheltenham card can have five or six races in which I genuinely want to get involved so I can bet more than twice on one day what I might bet on a Saturday. 99% of them are trying so if I don't win I've only myself to reproach (unless they get a bad ride or are unlucky) for backing the wrong one.
Never, ever do I recall feeling the 'need' to have a bet, just as I have never, ever, felt the 'need' to have a drink. At Orchidette's wedding during the summer, I found after the meal that all I wanted to drink was water, water, water. It was a hot, humid day and I was very thirsty but the last thing I wanted was alcohol. (My body was probably telling me I was dehydrated.)
So, as I say, not having an addictive nature is one thing that I do genuinely feel thankful for.