Merlin the Magician
At the Start
Together At Last
One lady gets married and has 7 children. Then her husband
dies.
She remarries two weeks later, and has 8 children by
her next husband.
Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least
they're finally together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, Excuse me Father,
but you mean her and her first husband, or her and her
second husband?"
The priest says, "I mean her legs." .
One lady gets married and has 7 children. Then her husband
dies.
She remarries two weeks later, and has 8 children by
her next husband.
Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least
they're finally together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, Excuse me Father,
but you mean her and her first husband, or her and her
second husband?"
The priest says, "I mean her legs." .