WTF was this morning's programme all about??
This is supposed to be an hour-long racing programme covering 8 televised races later in the day, including a two big handicaps and two classics trials..
5 minutes to introduce the fvcker and a minute or so off the end for the adverts ahead of the next show leaves 54 minutes.
Chapman talking shite for 5 minutes about the course and the betting. 49 minutes.
Nine minutes to mention four horses in the Victoria Cup. 40 minutes then 2 minutes for adverts. 38 minutes left and seven races to cover.
Ten minutes of meaningless shite with the meaningless twonk that is Ian Wright [and McCoy]. Then 2 minutes for ads. 28 minutes left and still seven races.
Then some second-rate actress and 10 minutes about the Derby that isn't being run for three weeks. And the trials are still this afternoon. Better mention those races in passing. Then the second-rate actress and the second-rate jockette fawn over each other's looks. What the fvck is this? The Morning Rainbow Show??
By this time I've lost the will to live. The only thing that's kept me there so far has been Martin Dwyer trying to entertain. He's got more humour in his pinky than Chapman has in his entire being.
Can anyone précis for me what little was left of the show?
(C&Ping this for AC's rant thread.)
