'twas The Night Before Christmas...

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Right, we need some Christmas Spirit on this forum and so let's start a new novella..... and it HAS to rhyme!!

'Twas the night before Christmas and down in the yard
Everything was dozing - except the night guard.......
 
And then, from the darkness, he heard a strange sound,
Could it be a sleigh, landing on the ground?
 
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With a swift bob to my left, i smigged him with a punch,
and the Red clad eejit fell threw the gate with a crunch.
 
i thought Do us a favour and take the lot,
then remembered big mac, and thought hed better not.
The big hairy fool would be heart broken,
and could take a vow of silence, no more rantings to be spoken!!

And in the distance came a mad man on a horse he could hardly steer,
he came closer, it was paul carberry chasing the rheindeer!!
He rode upsides and prepared to land on the biggest and boldest buck,
"NO,what about the king george paul",i cried, the reply,"who gives a f*ck".

And as he bounced of the buck and landed on his head,
i decided to back ruby in the big race instead,
cos we all remeber what happened paul on harchi on leopardstown,
he banged his head, and lost his marbles and thought he was a clown!!!
 
Originally posted by Songsheet@Dec 13 2005, 01:41 PM
Muttering darkly, he picked himself up
And, grabbing 140 anti-biotics from the shelf, ...
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Those lines are a crime
As they simply don't rhyme

So watch yourself, Jules
And stick to your rules.
 
She may have lots of lolly
I imagine it was the Bolly

That broke her rhyme
Although she is in her prime
 
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