Twenty Questions

Diamond Geezer

Diamond Geezer

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Have you ever seen those interviews in Empire, Q, and FHM etc which involve famous people and thought that might be fun to have a crack at?

The only stipulation is you’ve got to use these exact questions, just copy and paste them and away you go, I’ll post my own answers later.


1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASENT CHARACTERISTIC?

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD BE?

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
 
Originally posted by Diamond Geezer@Apr 3 2005, 01:19 PM

1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.

Honest, Placid, Dry, Observant, Fat

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?

Alan Shearer (Chicken & Beans)

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?

Love Actually (It was crap)

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?

Sense of humour

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

Usually nothing

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?

A lion

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?

Don't take life too seriously

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

Praise/Encouragement

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?

I tend to talk bollocks and tell people I love them.

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?

Wouldn't really care. I doubt anyone will ever make a film of my life anyway.

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Winter

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yes

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

By some racehorses (National Hunt bred)

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASENT CHARACTERISTIC?

I am shallow

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?

No

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?

Spain

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?

No

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?

No

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD BE?

A Newcastle United Bar

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Don't care. I won't be able to hear it.
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OK, here goes...
 
1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.

Generous, Insecure, Impulsive, Snobby, Grumpy but getting better with age.

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?

Sean Young if she looked like she did in BladeRunner

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?

The Motorcycle Diaries

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?

Bad short term memory.

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

Weekdays: Porridge with raisens and honey. Weekends: Smoked Salmon, Poached Eggs and Sesame Bagels.

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?

A Cat. Although it could be worse for it.

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?

Happiness is a choice.

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

Being close to high profile sporting events. My families successes and growth.

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?

Friendly and loving.

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?

Colin Farrell

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Summer 90% Winter 10%. If NH in Summer then Summer 99%.

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Once. It has lasted ever since.

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

I'd not tell anybody and invest it for 12 month to think about it. I'd buy NH Broodmares on the sly.

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASENT CHARACTERISTIC?

If somebody annoys me it takes me way too long to forgive and forget.

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?

Yes.

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?

Dublin and West Kerry.

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?

2. Visa and Mastercard.

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?

Yes. everything can be harvested.

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD BE?

I wouldn't open a bar for love nor money. I hate themed bars anyway.

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

I have an agreement with Mrs AC that the congregation will sing 'Now we're Gathered at The River' - I loved cowboy films as a kid.
 
1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.

Shy,Cautious,Intelligent, Decent,Literate,

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?

Bob Geldhof

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?

Schindler's List

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR
PARENTS?

Decency

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

Bottle of J2O

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?

A mobile phone that I couldn't turn off

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?

Royal Athlete proir to the 1995 GN

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

My first grandson

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?

Don't do drunk

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?

Sir Michael Gambon

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Winter

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yes, about twelve times a day :rolleyes:

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

Invest it, look after the family, join a syndicate before becoming an owner in my own right

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASANT CHARACTERISTIC?

Please ! I am a Diamond Geezer ........

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?

What's Karma ?

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?

Cornwall but Ireland's ok

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?

No

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?

No

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Racing

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Traditional Hymns
 
1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.

Ambitious Honest Insecure Moody Argumentative

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?

Really don't have any respect for celebrity, would rather meet somebody as their equal and earn their respect as opposed to fawning at them.

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?

Sideways

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?

Stubbornness

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

Don't eat breakfast, never up in time

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?

My imagination

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?

Be nice to people on the way up because you're going to need them on the way down

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

Success

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?

Very similar to what I'm like sober, only a notchor two louder. Occasionally slightly emotional but generally more assertive.

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?

Myself

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Winter, but I'm growing to like summers

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Trying to figure that out at the moment

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

Put it in the bank account and live a little bit more comfortable. Promise myself not to tell anybody but give up and let it slip.

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASANT CHARACTERISTIC?

Slightly paranoid - why did you ask?

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?

A bit, yeah

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?

To the master bedroom

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?

Tried once and could only manage the one. Traffic cones are a tough education

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?

No, although of course I should.

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD BE?

Luddites.Com would be it's name, that's about as far as I've got

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Well, I won't have to listen to it so I'll give someone else the choice
 
1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.
easy-going, relaxed, conscientious, calm, sensible

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Ian Botham - great tales to be heard there

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
Finding Nemo

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?
Sarcasm, respect for others, manners

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
McDonalds double sausage and Egg McMuffin meal with milk

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
Tony Blair - unless it is every man for themselves

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?
Respect others - you never kno when you will need their help

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
My parents

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?
I get sleepy but loud if that makes sense

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?
Johnny Depp

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer - Cricket season!!!

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?
Spend it!! I would go back to work if only part time after a year or so of larging it

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASENT CHARACTERISTIC?
I have no tolerance for fools and I class many people like that

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?
Yes

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?
Rural France - probably East coast

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?
Yes - 4

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?
No but I am on the database

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD BE?
Hmm. Probably a Sports bar with one big screen showing racing all the time!!

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Tindersticks - Mistakes
The Flaming Lips - Do you Realize

That was hard but fun.
 
East Coast :blink: France doesn't have an east coast - it has a west and south coast .

Do you mean the Provence coast ? Being south east ?

Liked " Sensible " B)
 
Well the Eastern part of France - Rhone Valley area. I know what I meant!! Your turn!!
 
1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.
Friendly, chatty, argumentative, sporty, opinionated

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Johnny Depp

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
Constantine

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?
to be who i want to be

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
usually nothing

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
Wasps

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?
be yourself

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
my fiancee

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?
Loud and giggly

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?
Sarah Michelle Gellar

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
I am right now, have been before too

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?
buy a house in Florida and Antigua, and lots of horses, pay off any debts

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASENT CHARACTERISTIC?
being loud

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?
yes, what goes around comes around definately

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?
Florida

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?
3 sometimes

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?
yes

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD BE?
70's and 80's bar

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Lord of the Rings soundtrack and then a disco after
 
1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.

Single male, 30, seeking female...........................

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?

Egon Ronay

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?

The Aviator

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?

From my Mum, humanity. From my Dad, my hairline.

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

Fruit

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?

Wasps

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?

"Don't smoke"

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

Competition

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?

Talkative

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?

"some great heroic actor of the age"

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Winter

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yes

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

Follow England on tour

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASENT CHARACTERISTIC?

I swear too much

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?

mmm.... Chicken karma

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?

More like will I live long enough to

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?

No

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?

Credit card, yes. Donor card, no.

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD BE?

Blues

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Some slow, dark, blues music.
 
1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.
Stubborn, compassionate, hardworking, talkative & honest.

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Sir Bob.

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
Racing Stripes with the children.

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?
Severe lack of height!

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
Nothing at all today. A yoghurt if I have a spare two minutes, bacon sandwich if I'm not going anywhere.

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
My arrogant, argumentative and disrespectful little brohter.

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?
Don't ever smoke.

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
My daughters.

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?
I've never been drunk.

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?
Christina Ricci, she looks like me a bit.

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer most definitely.

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes thanks.

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?
Buy a big house miles from anyone.

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASENT CHARACTERISTIC?
My selfishness.

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?
Yes.

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?
A remote island.

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?
Can't juggle at all.

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?
No I don't, but they're welcome to take anything.

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD BE?
I have no idea.

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Going Underground - The Jam.
 
1 PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.
Competitive, gregarious, humourous, opinionated, optimistic

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Michel Roux

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
Million Dollar Baby

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?
Thirst for knowledge – from my father of the formbook, from my mother other areas

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
Weekdays - Fruit & Fibre; Sundays – Egg & Bacon; Away racing – various unhealthy choices (but usually with a grapefruit!)

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
George W Bush and his merry men

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?
Choose from four:
(i) Everything matters, but nothing matters terribly
(ii) Never allow your income to interfere with your lifestyle
(iii) Don’t bet more than you can afford to lose
(iv) Never draw to a straight when there are three or more of a suit on the board

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
Difficult, I’ve read other people’s answers and that doesn’t help. I am very proud of my son’s success in his chosen field but I’m not sure that I’d call it inspirational. If we’re talking about what some think of as being close to God then perhaps Yosemite National Park in the early spring or being on the gallops early on a bright crisp day watching equine athletes going through their paces

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?
At first I talk a lot, most of it rubbish, then if I’m on a really heavy one I go into a sort of state of suspended animation – like being asleep with my eyes open. Fortunately these days it’s very rare that I get to that state.

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?
Robert Redford

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?
For weather – summer. For racing – winter.

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Frequently

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?
Buy a Bentley Continental GT coupé in Berkeley Squareand a Gold Cup winner in Ireland

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASANT CHARACTERISTIC?
Your choice:
Pedantry (I just corrected the spelling of “unpleasant” above); impatience; over-competitiveness

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?
No. In Buddhist teaching, the law of karma, says only this: “For every event that occurs, there will follow another event whose existence was caused by the first, and this second event will be pleasant or unpleasant according as its cause was skilful or unskilful”. Didn’t do much for Glenn Hoddle, did it?

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?
I’’m happy to stay in Surrey – as long as I still have the ability and means to visit everywhere else

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?
After Cheltenahm it has been necessary to juggle a few accounts. About sixteen.

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?
Yes – though whether they’d want to use my organs is doubtful.

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
If I were to invest in a business it would not be in the catering industry but for the purposes of this question let’s say poker.

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
”Nimrod” from Elgar’s ”Enigma Variations”
”Jerusalem” – which I was not allowed to have at my wedding
Plenty of Sinatra – including ”That’s Life”
 
Some fun to be had here - Bobbyjo has a great sense of humour. But Brian - competitive? Surely not! (Sorry, there's my sarcasm kicking in.)

I can't join in, though, as 'technological ineptitude' being one of my many negative characteristics, I don't know how to copy & paste. If anyone has a year to spare in tutoring me, I'd be grateful.
 
1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.

sarcastic irresponsible realist pisshead eager

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?

Jose Mourihno

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?

Micheal Collins

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR
PARENTS?

Never met them

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

Can you eat breakfeast at 2pm?

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?

Anyone who was not willing to sleep with me.

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?

Talent gets what it can, genius gets what it want
Never go back
You have to always try to better yourself

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

Praise, approval and having no reponsibility.

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?

These days fairly tame. I tend to watch my p's and q's. When I'm in safe company then I'll solve the worlds problems and I'm very fond of "saying it like it is".

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?

Michael Madsen

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Summer

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Love or Lust, who knows?

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

Piss it up against the wall.

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASENT CHARACTERISTIC?

Expecting people to always take my side.

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?

No.

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?

Too young to even consider such a thought.

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?

No

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?

No

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD BE?

The after hours lets get locked and solve the worlds problems barmans club - Members only.

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Oasis - The Masterplan
 
1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.

Flighty, opinionated, laid-back, intelligent and uncomplicated.

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?

Would love to say someone interesting and worthy. But it would be Ewan McGregor. Sorry.

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?

Hitch. Not bad, but a bit sickly!

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?

Untidiness

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

Generally, nothing. I know, that's bad.

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?

Wasps. Definitely my room 101. I would confess to anything!

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry. This isn't true, but I can't think of any other advice I have been given! Isn't that terrible?

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

Poetry.

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?

Clumsy, noisy, silly.

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?

Sandra Bullock

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Summer, I hate the cold.

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yes. It was really horrible.

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

I'd buy a 1957 Mercedes 300SL Gullwing. I'd have a big bet on Forest Gunner to win the National. And I would buy a house.

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASENT CHARACTERISTIC?

Hmmm. Could be laziness, could be pedantry, could be being outspoken. Tricky choice!

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?

Yes

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?

God, haven't thought about it. I suppose it's quite nice where I am now, I have no great designs to move. Though Australia would be nice!

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?

No, I am clumsy even when I am sober.

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?

I'm on the register.

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD BE?

Tough one. Probably a Friends-style Central Perk cafe-bar. Or a sports bar. Definitely not an Irish pub!

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Manic Street Preachers. Enola/Alone
Radiohead, No Surprises
 
1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.

Honest, loyal, caring, aggressive, sarcastic

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?

John Magnier

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?

I, Robot

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?

Independence

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

Porridge with either sultanas or dried cherries.bluberries/cranberries

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?

Black Widow Spider

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?

Know when you're happy

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

Excellence

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?

Fascinating (Well, that's what I think I am....)

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?

Francesca Annis

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Summer

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Oh yes

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

Develop my farm/stud

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASENT CHARACTERISTIC?

Pointing out typos - that should read UnpleasAnt

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?

No

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?

Here!

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?

Yes, three

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?

Yes

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD BE?

Good English Food - with NewPole beef, naturally...

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Elgar's Cello Concerto
 
1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.

Fat Bastard, Cold, Uncaring, Dour

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?

Charles J Haughey

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?

Spongebob Squarepants

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?

Dourness

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

Nothing

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?

Anything that kills.

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?

Marry her.

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

Nothing

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?

(More) Talkative

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?

Nobody

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Summer

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yes

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

Give up work - go to France.

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASENT CHARACTERISTIC?

Dourness

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?

No

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?

France - South Brittany.

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?

Yes, one.

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?

No

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD BE?

Wouldn't open one - but if pressed a french wine bar.

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

None - throw me in a hole and sod off.
 
1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.
Hopeless. Intelligent. Angry. Distant. Quick.

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Ian Holloway

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
Some kidz film or the other.

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?
Intuition.

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
Toast

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
Darkness.

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?
Don’t give up.

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
People who are different.

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?
Better.

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?
Tom Hanks

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?
See the world.

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASENT CHARACTERISTIC?
Bad temper.

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?
No.

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?
Near my children.

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?
No

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?
No

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD BE?
Death

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Card Cheat by The Clash.
 
1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.

Arrogant, selfish, stubborn, offensive, prick

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?

None of them, they'd only be crap in "real" life.

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?

The Exorcist

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?

Why spend ten pounds when you can get the same thing for two?

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

Six cigarettes, three cups of coffee and a can of coke.

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?

An activated halon gas emergency device.

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?

I never listened to any of it (see question 1).

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

Cecil Rhodes, Ayrton Senna

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?

Loud and annoying

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?

Robert Carlyle

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Can I have both? I'm quite happy to miss out Autumn.

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yes

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

Spend it. Sensibly.

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASENT CHARACTERISTIC?

See question 1 and make your choice.

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?

Yes.

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?

Somewhere warmer than Glasgow - fecking hailstones, in April!!!!!

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?

No. But I can play pocket billiards, does that count?

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?

No.

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD BE?

Don't know about a theme bar, but my ideal bar would be one with a limited clientele, easy listening music, horse racing with the sound down on the telly and gorgeous barmaids.

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Something hugely self centred like, The Party's Over or perhaps something a bit more self abasing like I Don't Care About You (Fuck You).
 
1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.
Wilful, kind, dizzy, honest, unflappable.

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
W F Deedes

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
The Grudge

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?
From my mother, a love of reading. From my father, a tendency to being pig headed and stubborn at times.

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
Oatso Simple. Or McDonalds if the boss is away.

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
Anything with more than four legs.

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?
Never let the sun go down on an argument.

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
People who pursue their dreams.

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?
I gradually get louder and louder until I suddenly slump, am sick, then go to bed.

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?
Gwyneth Paltrow.

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?
Spent it.

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASENT CHARACTERISTIC?
Smoking.

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?
No

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?
Greece.

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?
No.

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?
No

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD BE?
On a beach, only cocktails available and never ending sunshine. No music, just the sound of the waves lapping on the shore.....

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Orff’s Carmina Burana.
 
1. PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.

Stubborn, indecisive, opinionated, generous, unsure

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?

Elizabeth I

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?

Troy

4. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU THINK YOU’VE INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS?

From my father - being stubborn, from my mother - being willing to please

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

2 or 3 cans of Diet Coke!!!

6. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?

A kipper - ugghhh

7. WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?

What goes around comes around

8. WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

Riding a horse up the gallops on a cold winter's day - truly invigorating and an amazing feeling.

9. WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK?

I talk shite and shouldn't be allowed near a mobile phone.....

10. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY YOU IN A FILM?

Erm.....Cate Blanchett I guess

11. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Summer

12. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yes

13. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

Buy a large set-up with stables & a gallops, stock it with horses & go from there...

14. WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNPLEASANT CHARACTERISTIC?

Being stubborn

15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?

erm....not sure

16 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?

At the moment, Andalucia

17. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES, HOW MANY?

Nope (if it comes to bills, barely...)

18. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?

Yes

19. IF YOU OPENED A THEME BAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Not sure, probably music orientated.

20. WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Not sure, possibly The Show Must Go On.
 
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