Vacancies

[prince regent]

apparantly after a recent legal case in the states the latest addition to the entourage of pop stars especially rappers and could be of interest to our football stars is a sex witness.

the "sex witness" watches his bossess performing with groupies and gives signed confirmation each time that no coercion or blackmail was used and that the participents joined in of their own free will.

so if anyone fancies a career with a difference id start writing your cvs as its bound to be a popular if not well paid position

 

[Ardross]

Hardly likely to be reliable evidence I should have thought - a, as the person will not be independent but an employee sure to lose their job if they gave anything but the evidence the employer wanted and b, a perve who the court will look very askance at

 

[Colin Phillips]

What's perverted about watching other people having sex?

Colin

 

[Gearoid]

"Your honour, I clearly asked Dolly to bah once to consent or to bah twice to not consent. The defendant, MarkEE is innocent of all charges."

 

[BrianH]

Stan Collymore has sent in multiple applications

 

[Shadow Leader]

:lol: :lol: :lol: to all!!!

 

[krizon]

Ditto!