Desperate Dan
Senior Jockey
Last weekend was our retired taxman`s groups annual jolly boys outing, this time to the lovely city of Prague. Funded, in part by our so-generous index-linked pensions....for which we thank all you hard working folk whose taxes fund all this.
The weekend started so well with both our teams winning. Liverpool beating that awful Chelsea team and the, err, champions elect, Everton, comfortably beating the mighty M`boro.
On the Sunday we visited the nearest racecourse to Prague which is Velka Chuchle. And what a great and value for money experience it was. For the equivalent of about £22 we got a race card and glass of bubbly on arrival, a delicious 3 course meal, and the exclusive waitress service of a lovely and so-pleasant Czech girl. Being Scousers we do like a drink or two (we did sup some stuff over the weekend!) but the total drinks bill for all 8 of us left quite a bit of change out of about £60!! Nearly the cost of a single round over here!! Not bad for 5 hours steady, and not so steady, imbibing.
One humorous and slightly surreal event occurred when another of those lovely,leggy, blonde Czech girls came over to our table and asked if we were Irish. She thought our accents had an Irish tang. And she asked with perfect English, but she, herself, had a lovely Irish accent. Apparently, she`d worked for 5 years in Cork. She even knew the correct Irish response when one of the lads wished "the top o` the morning to ye."
A lovely day but not one of us made a profit on the day`s racing....we can only blame the Czech beer and the lovely Czech girls:<3:....I can thoroughly recommend Prague and Velka Chuchle.
The weekend started so well with both our teams winning. Liverpool beating that awful Chelsea team and the, err, champions elect, Everton, comfortably beating the mighty M`boro.
On the Sunday we visited the nearest racecourse to Prague which is Velka Chuchle. And what a great and value for money experience it was. For the equivalent of about £22 we got a race card and glass of bubbly on arrival, a delicious 3 course meal, and the exclusive waitress service of a lovely and so-pleasant Czech girl. Being Scousers we do like a drink or two (we did sup some stuff over the weekend!) but the total drinks bill for all 8 of us left quite a bit of change out of about £60!! Nearly the cost of a single round over here!! Not bad for 5 hours steady, and not so steady, imbibing.
One humorous and slightly surreal event occurred when another of those lovely,leggy, blonde Czech girls came over to our table and asked if we were Irish. She thought our accents had an Irish tang. And she asked with perfect English, but she, herself, had a lovely Irish accent. Apparently, she`d worked for 5 years in Cork. She even knew the correct Irish response when one of the lads wished "the top o` the morning to ye."
A lovely day but not one of us made a profit on the day`s racing....we can only blame the Czech beer and the lovely Czech girls:<3:....I can thoroughly recommend Prague and Velka Chuchle.