Diamond Geezer
Gone But Not Forgotten
- Joined
- May 2, 2003
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Bonjourno Mum
Ooh la la from Paris.
'avin a sound time with ma Coleen in the erm erm romantic Italian capital. It's boss.
I've managed to get 'ere incong.......icnogn.....without anyone recognising us because I dress like a bin man. Sound innit.
But everyone must know I'm from the 'pool though cuz they keep saying ''Mersey'' whenever I hand over me credit card.
And believe me, I've had to hand it over alot to our Col as well.
All dese roads is named after me too- Roo de Natre Dame, Roo de Paris 'n' Roo de Rivoli, which I wanted to visit but Coleen gave me a red card straight away, something about it being full of auld slappers. I can't see what is wrong 'bout that.
It's well posh 'ere but the food's dead cr*p.
Coleen tried to get me to eat escargots, i thought he played for Spain, but it turned out to be Snails, yuk.
Anyhows, someone told me this is known as Gay Paris, so I'm on the first plane outta 'ere in the mornin!
Hope yous are all well,
Monsieur Wayne
Ooh la la from Paris.
'avin a sound time with ma Coleen in the erm erm romantic Italian capital. It's boss.
I've managed to get 'ere incong.......icnogn.....without anyone recognising us because I dress like a bin man. Sound innit.
But everyone must know I'm from the 'pool though cuz they keep saying ''Mersey'' whenever I hand over me credit card.
And believe me, I've had to hand it over alot to our Col as well.
All dese roads is named after me too- Roo de Natre Dame, Roo de Paris 'n' Roo de Rivoli, which I wanted to visit but Coleen gave me a red card straight away, something about it being full of auld slappers. I can't see what is wrong 'bout that.
It's well posh 'ere but the food's dead cr*p.
Coleen tried to get me to eat escargots, i thought he played for Spain, but it turned out to be Snails, yuk.
Anyhows, someone told me this is known as Gay Paris, so I'm on the first plane outta 'ere in the mornin!
Hope yous are all well,
Monsieur Wayne