Right, it looks like the Arse Cup, the Muff topic and the Dancewank topic are all far too strong meat for the delicate souls on this forum, or those mythic 'teenagers' who might be morally degraded by poking their nosy little non-racing beaks in here three times in five years.
May I therefore commend the forum the entirely wholesome Cwissmas weading of "The Gruffalo's Child"? It's a teeny bit scary for the over-40s, who I recommend we-weading "Black Beauty" or "Swallows and Amazons".
Under NO circumstances should any of you undertake to read, or read to anyone unsupervised by an attendant nurse, "Grimm's Fairy Tales", since these deal in withcraft, sorcery, curses (no, not words like "wank" - real ones, where you die a horrible death or linger in a narcoleptic coma for years), disease, sadism, cannibalism, oppression, madness, exile and sure, dreadful, tortured death. Oops! Have I gone too far, surviving moderators? Feel free to delete if you think reading this much could cause lingering harm to any gentle reader, please.
May I therefore commend the forum the entirely wholesome Cwissmas weading of "The Gruffalo's Child"? It's a teeny bit scary for the over-40s, who I recommend we-weading "Black Beauty" or "Swallows and Amazons".
Under NO circumstances should any of you undertake to read, or read to anyone unsupervised by an attendant nurse, "Grimm's Fairy Tales", since these deal in withcraft, sorcery, curses (no, not words like "wank" - real ones, where you die a horrible death or linger in a narcoleptic coma for years), disease, sadism, cannibalism, oppression, madness, exile and sure, dreadful, tortured death. Oops! Have I gone too far, surviving moderators? Feel free to delete if you think reading this much could cause lingering harm to any gentle reader, please.