What Colour Of Knickers Are You Wearing?

[Honest Tom]

A lady member of The E. Dead Group received such a phone call from some unknown perv. She told the guy she was wearing a pair of those big baggy white cotton ones but, due to her period and a recent bout of diarreha, they were covered in blood and brown streak marks. She added that she couldn't be arsed changing them. The perv hung up.

 

[an capall]

I know. I thought she was quite rude, actually.

 

[trudij]

:lol: All credit !! I get dodgey phone calls of that ilk - I'll have to remember that answer......

 

[krizon]

My mother got one of those calls when she was at work, years ago. She said, very calmly, "I tell you what. You tell me what you're wearing first, and then I'll tell you what I'm wearing." The line went dead - no fun if you don't outrage the recipient, is there?