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Desert Orchid

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I got this wonderful offer in the post today.

It is so wonderful I thought I must share it with you all.

Obviously, a quarter-mill is little more than tip-money for me so I can easliy afford it.

Anyway, here's the not-to-be-misssed-goose-that-laid-the-golden-egg-etc offer:



The offer:
Free Investment Pack from one of the foremost names in finance.


Dear Mr Orchid

Fisher Wealth Management would like to offer you the Investment Pack, for free. Put together by Ken Fisher, columnist for ‘Bloomberg Money’, Forbes (since 1984) and Chairman of Fisher Wealth Management. His father Philip, author of influential investment classic ‘Common Stocks and Uncommon Profits’, taught the graduate investment course at Stanford University.

Let’s just say the Fishers know finance.

It’s not claiming too much to say that they literally wrote the book.
The Investment Pack gives you the benefit of over 25 years at the top of the investment industry, specifically:

The types of investment strategies to use in your portfolio right now
How the financial markets really work
The importance of properly interpreting geopolitical risks, economic events and investor sentiment
Dynamic versus static asset allocation

Real, tangible, useful information and insight, free.

So why is it free?

You will be impressed by the quality of the information we provide. We’ve found that many of those who’ve received our Investment Pack have either become clients of ours or recommended us to their friends.

The catch: you may want more.

This is not the start of a subscription, this is a one-off pack. However, having sampled the advantages of Fisher Wealth Management you may want the full service. This service is open to those with a minimum of £250,000 to invest and is, in our view, one of the best of its kind available today.

Not just about ‘the markets’.

Complex, sophisticated requirements including tax sensitivity, liquidity needs and attitudes to income, growth and risk can be accommodated and will shape how your investments can be managed. All of which will factor into your Pension, Offshore Portfolios, ISAs, PEPs or individual accounts, which typically total at least £250,000 per client.

Yours sincerely

Richard Fellows
Managing Director

So, what should I do about it?
 
Oh, you've GOT to go for it - after all, it sounds totally risk-free & guaranteed to make fortunes! Seems rock-solid to me.....
 
I sent mine off two weeks ago last Thursday and I'm now living in the Maldives. Hang on, I've got sand in my keyboard.....
 
Sorry to say I had one too.......now bankrupt living off two fishes and five loafs per week just hoping to perform that one and only miracle............ to be able to just feed myself as I've got a really big!!! appetite.............. :o

why they offering it to you!!! ???? why don't they make it all for themselves???? :rolleyes:
 
Send it to Mark to line his parrots' cages

Send it to MarkEE to mulch his garden

Send it to Kathy to put under Barney's water bowl

Send it to Merlin to smack round his local kids' heads

Send it to Maurice to line his winter shoes

See - it's really very useful!
 
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