What's The Worst Thing You've Ever Done

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Bobbyjo

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I'm after doing something that will ensure someone that was once close to me will never speak to me again [she deserved it though]

It begs the question,

What's the worst thing you've ever done?
 
I scratched my ex-boyfriend's brand-new American car after I found out he'd lied through his teeth about leaving living with me to live in town, to 'find himself'. Where I found him was living with my manager's secretary. Although he never bought me a spontaneous treat in the time we were together, yet always found the money to upgrade his cars, that wasn't the problem - lying to me was. And then I lied about scratching it... :shy:

I'd like to say I was young and foolish, but at 30, that lets me off the former excuse! Just bloody annoyed!
 
Originally posted by Bobbyjo@Jun 27 2005, 01:03 AM
I'm after doing something that will ensure someone that was once close to me will never speak to me again [she deserved it though]

It begs the question,

What's the worst thing you've ever done?
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you first :)
 
Spit it out Bobby.
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Does watching Big Brother count.

Its not that I wouldnt, its having the guts and the imagination to do something really bad thats missing, maybe I should drink more alcohol and find my evil side.
 
What a bunch of Goody Two-shoes on here! As if I believe this deafening silence for a minute! What - no-one's told lies, double-dated (or similar euphemism), knowingly gone off with too much change, nicked a freebie or three from work, done something naughty and blamed it on the dog/cat/neighbour/brother, etc.? I just can't believe an entire forum is sitting there thinking, "Hmm... nope... no, not that, no, no, erm... no-o... no, that's it. I've never done a naughty thing in my whole life." What are you? Two year-olds? :blink:
 
In my capacity as a two year old keeper, trainer, referee and hugger I would say the average two years old is more evil than most of us put together. Who else would make you watch Bob the Builder instead of Racing.
 
:lol: :lol: Wait 'til the little one gets onto sums, then you can have fun bringing bookies' sheets home and teaching REAL Maths, thus:

"Now, look, if I have £2 in my pocket, and I put £1 each way on Mr. Muppet at 14-1, what is my return going to be if he comes second?"

"Dad, that's rubbish. I've looked over Mr. Muppet's form, done my own ratings and checked the dosage. No way. Make it the full £2 win single on Charming Charlie. He's trading at 15-1, so that's £20."

"See - you've done that wrong. Pay att..."

"... 'scuse me, Dad. Did I mention my commission?"
 
Having sex with a bird for the sake of having sex after a few pints when all reason goes out of your head, getting her pregnant and having nothing to do with them since. I'm not a cold hearted bastard, honest......
 
It's about four hundred years since my last confession and if I wanted to make another I'd find a priest rather than an internet forum...

(And, boy, are you missing some stuff!)
 
Originally posted by krizon@Jun 27 2005, 11:50 PM
What a bunch of Goody Two-shoes on here! As if I believe this deafening silence for a minute! What - no-one's told lies, double-dated (or similar euphemism), knowingly gone off with too much change, nicked a freebie or three from work, done something naughty and blamed it on the dog/cat/neighbour/brother, etc.? I just can't believe an entire forum is sitting there thinking, "Hmm... nope... no, not that, no, no, erm... no-o... no, that's it. I've never done a naughty thing in my whole life." What are you? Two year-olds? :blink:
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I truely am angelic :D I've not told lies since I was a kid, I've not double dated/two timed anyone as I've always ended it first before moving on and I'm good friends with the majority of my ex boyfriends, I don't ever recall a time when I've walked away with too much change, I've never ever stolen anything not even from work (the pens are crap) and I've never done anything and blamed it on anybody else :unsure:
 
I've farted and blamed it on the dog.





(The problem was, I didn't realise the dog wasn't in the house.)
 
I've done the naughty with men who were not single, does that count?

You don't want the details, honest.
 
Originally posted by purr@Jun 28 2005, 01:04 PM
I've done the naughty with men who were not single, does that count?

You don't want the details, honest.
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No worries - I'm sure you've sometimes made a happy man feel very old...
 
I once sold my granny to some tribesmen from Papua New Guinea, but if you think I'm going to admit to it on some internet forum, you've got another though coming.
 
Originally posted by rorydelargy@Jun 28 2005, 06:04 PM
I once sold my granny to some tribesmen from Papua New Guinea, but if you think I'm going to admit to it on some internet forum, you've got another thought coming.
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...and if I did, I certainly wouldn't do it in my real name!
 
Delicious with a peri-peri sauce and wild mushrooms, though some tribes tend to over-salt the elderly to make them tastier. Served on a bed of wild rice, grandmothers make a superb meal for the larger family.
 
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