Okay, so you can't have one of them, but you can have the other. Cheltenham or Christmas? Imagine you can shuffle around with 40,000 bawling people, eat over-priced food and drink, and pay out around £100 a day at least for the privilege of 'being there'. Or, you can relax at home, watch DVD replays of the races, stuffed with turkey and all the trimmings, bathed in Lynx and wearing your new Man U fleecy slippers... okay, I don't want to be bathed in Lynx or wearing Man U slippers (I've got a Chelsea pair, thank you), but you get the idea. No brainer! ChrisMAAAASSsss.. ChrisSSS-masss....