Which Is Worse...

I've got porcelain, gold, and one remaining amalgam filling - that tinfoil business used to be revolting! You can always tread the other foot onto the plug to match up the pain - it's a bit like Extreme Reflexology then! :lol:
 
Has to be the upturned plug - about the only thing on a par with that is stubbing your toe - aarrggghhh!!!

Mind you, I don't have any fillings so I guess I've missed someting there with the tin foil bit!!
 
Nope, all me own! :D

Admittedly, I do have four fewer in my mouth since I had 4 taken out at the age of 14 though! I don't know what it is, maybe I'm lucky to have good teeth; in nearly 28 years I have never needed a filling, crown or any treatment other than the obligatory braces as a teenager.

Then again, it has been a few years since I last went to a dentist - about 5 years now I think....
 
Originally posted by Shadow Leader@Sep 5 2005, 12:28 PM
Nope, all me own! :D

Admittedly, I do have four fewer in my mouth since I had 4 taken out at the age of 14 though! I don't know what it is, maybe I'm lucky to have good teeth; in nearly 28 years I have never needed a filling, crown or any treatment other than the obligatory braces as a teenager.

Then again, it has been a few years since I last went to a dentist - about 5 years now I think....
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Ahh, all you own ... so they're all paid for then ;)

Now that you've accounted for 28 years, what about the rest? :P
 
Originally posted by Shadow Leader@Sep 5 2005, 01:28 PM
Nope, all me own! :D

Admittedly, I do have four fewer in my mouth since I had 4 taken out at the age of 14 though!
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Top and bottom middle??? :P

The tinfoil without a doubt!!
 
Originally posted by Bar the Bull@Sep 5 2005, 11:40 AM
Standing barefooted on an upturned plug

or

Biting a sandwich and getting some of the tinfoil you have neglected to remove caught in your teeth?
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Or catching it in a zip fastener....?
 
Paper cuts - ridiculous things. They smart like hell and you feel such a twit saying it's a 'paper' cut!
 
Stepping on a plug.

I also have no fillings so I don't know the horrors of biting on tin foil with them :lol:
 
I had to nip into the garden bare footed last night and stepped on a slug. Not as painful as the plug, but it has still left me mentally scarred...
 
I've trodden bare foot on slugs before but they're not as bad as stepping on cold cat sick in the dark! :confused:
 
Oh, no, I can sense it's all going to go downhill from now on... :(

Getting dogshit into the treads on your boots/wellies is awful, too. It stinks like hell. Manure is actually quite pleasant, though.

Did I say it was going to go downhill? :lol:
 
Advantage women-long finger nails can get the shite out of the cracks easier.

People of a certain religion can only use their Right/left hand to wipe their bum after taking a dump

When given toilet paper,why do they:

1.Fold the toilet paper twice to get a smaller,thicker,piece?
2. Tear off one corner of the folded toilet paper?
3.How do they use the now squared toilet paper?

Answer.





























After having a dump,they open the toilet paper up,to it's original size and put their middle finger through the hole an collect the remains on said finger,They then wrap the Toilet paper around the middle finger and slowly remove.Ths takes away most of the Sh--e.


You remember that little corner that was removed?

What did they do with it?

Answer.















































They saved it so that they could use it to remove the shite that got left in their finger nails.
 
I have no fillings and can't recall ever standing on a plug.

However, I stepped on a coat-hanger earlier today. That was fairly unpleasant.

My most common/annoying act of clumsy bumbling is to bite my tongue. I hate that.
 
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