Who Wants To Help Horrace?

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I have Stalinist instincts, but I've had up to here with my hedgehog friend. Three times now I've picked the little bugger out of the road as a car comes sweeping past him. I really don't want to go out for a fag early morning and find him splattered. He's a decent chap, but doesn't recognise he's gonna come of second best to a pair of michelins. I know he lives very close to me. Even an evil nosed ###### like me needs help on this?

If any of you animal lovers out there can protect my mate Horace? there's only so much I can do, and he doesn't like me anyway, because I keep picking him up and moving him out of the road.

HELLLPPPP
 
Do you always bring him back to the side of the road that he was coming from? If so try helping him across to the other side. Maybe he has somewhere to be?
 
I take him in his direction of travel, but it's only a matter of time before he gets squished I fear. I'm tempted to see if there's one of those hedgehog clubs in the area who might be able to get a couple of signs put up?
 
Put him in a bag or a box with holes in, and take him for a walk away from the road, eg into the middle of a nearby wood. He'll soon make a new nest and settle down. If you're in town take a bus ride - or take him to a house with a very large garden. NB caution - most hedgehogs carry fleas LOL!
 
I say execute the spiky little fecker. I suspect that his constant plodding across the road in front of you is an attempt to get you run over so that he can assume control of the party. To the GUlags with him.
 
According to Darwin he is best left to his own devices, survival of the fittest and all that. If he is meant to go on wiithh his hedgehog life he will survive, if not get the spade ready
 
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