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Just spray the damn thing all over with an attractively contrasting metallic paint, ovverbruv, with words which express your feelings clearly, or perhaps in an interesting abstract design.

Does it open with a key? Just shove the nozzle of your UHU into it, squirt away, while smiling at pedestrians, who just think you're opening up your car.

Surely you know some local scrotes (you may need your bruv to source these from his school, though) who'd be delighted to knock seven bells out of a Licksarse (4x4 or any other specimen) just for the hell of it? Call them up, pay 'em a fiver each, and let them have some innocent, healthy fun.

Nice alternative, and environmentally friendly: shove right up his tailpipe any amount of fruit or veg to hand, preferably sacrifice some fish, if possible. Stuff them well in and seal with a hardy spud. Sit back, watch, enjoy the roar of the mighty enginnnnnnfffff.. ppff... ffftttt....

<blockquote data-quote="krizon" data-source="post: 2074414" data-attributes="member: 64950">Just spray the damn thing all over with an attractively contrasting metallic paint, ovverbruv, with words which express your feelings clearly, or perhaps in an interesting abstract design.&nbsp; Does it open with a key?&nbsp; Just shove the nozzle of your UHU into it, squirt away, while smiling at pedestrians, who just think you&#039;re opening up your car.Surely you know some local scrotes (you may need your bruv to source these from his school, though) who&#039;d be delighted to knock seven bells out of a Licksarse (4x4 or any other specimen) just for the hell of it?&nbsp; Call them up, pay &#039;em a fiver each, and let them have some innocent, healthy fun.Nice alternative, and environmentally friendly:&nbsp; shove right up his tailpipe any amount of fruit or veg to hand, preferably sacrifice some fish, if possible.&nbsp; Stuff them well in and seal with a hardy spud.&nbsp; Sit back, watch, enjoy the roar of the mighty enginnnnnnfffff..&nbsp; ppff...&nbsp; ffftttt....</blockquote>

[QUOTE="krizon, post: 2074414, member: 64950"] Just spray the damn thing all over with an attractively contrasting metallic paint, ovverbruv, with words which express your feelings clearly, or perhaps in an interesting abstract design. Does it open with a key? Just shove the nozzle of your UHU into it, squirt away, while smiling at pedestrians, who just think you're opening up your car. Surely you know some local scrotes (you may need your bruv to source these from his school, though) who'd be delighted to knock seven bells out of a Licksarse (4x4 or any other specimen) just for the hell of it? Call them up, pay 'em a fiver each, and let them have some innocent, healthy fun. Nice alternative, and environmentally friendly: shove right up his tailpipe any amount of fruit or veg to hand, preferably sacrifice some fish, if possible. Stuff them well in and seal with a hardy spud. Sit back, watch, enjoy the roar of the mighty enginnnnnnfffff.. ppff... ffftttt.... [/QUOTE]

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