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"with All Due Respect..."

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"You look so healthy!" (You fat, red-faced hippo.)

"That hair style/cut really suits you now." (You looked hideous in all the others.)

"I've always thought that blue/red/etc. suited you." (That's right, I never told you you've been looking like a ghoul all these years in those blacks and greys.)

"You've got such a super personality." (Which makes up for being a minger.)

"You're so lucky to have such lovely skin/teeth/hair... " (Because something has to compensate for being so stupid!)

"See you. Call me sometime... " (Goodbye.)

"Your call is important to us... " (We're all on our coffee break, so sod off.)
 
"You're going to love this... "

And why is it when someone asks you if you saw X film or heard Y's new CD, and you say no, because you don't like that sorta stuff, they launch into, "But this was really GOOD! It starts off with... " and then go on to lobotomise you with all the details and tell you you must see/hear it. What didn't they understand about 'I don't like'?
 
"... absolutely hopeless using the blood dot cream egg here, I said, what you need is to try the blue charm about 50 yards downstream and then next month use the garry tube about a hundred yards upstream - never, ever, I told him, try the black dose in this run, never had a bite once in 30 years in this water with that, although over near Auchterkiltie in 1984 I... "
 

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