Women Live Longer Than Men, Why?

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Statistics reveal that in general women live longer than men, the average being a seven year difference in womens favour, make sense of that ;) why should women live longer ? are there any scientific studies as to the reasons why ? you would think with all their gossiping their mouths would be worn out by the time they are forty but oh no, they keep on chattering away even on their death beds, no offence girls just a simple observation :P

Whats all this about fifty being the modern day thirty, bloody hell, I dont want to be thirty again, I got up to far too many stupid antics :ph34r:
So, sixty would be the modern day forty, seventy the modern day fifty this is frightening stuff, who wants to live forever ? certainly not myself, babies born these days can expect a life of hundred or more years, but what would be the absolute maximum a human could live, ? I imagine this question can not be answered, the future holds the answers.

I dont want more than another twenty years, I will smoke and smoke and smoke untill they have to fit a chimney in the top of my head, I will do everything to excess, rather go out in a blaze of glory than be a smelling rot in hold age with tubes fitted to all parts of my anatomy :blink:

Still, it just is not right that women live longer, Ummmm what can I do about this situation ? :ph34r:
 
Probably women lived longer because traditionally they didn't smoke and drink in the same way that men did. Now that young women are doing just that, and both are doing it to excess in this country, the stats will probably even out.

Mark, carry on smoking and doing everything to excess. You will either die wheezing and coughing up great gobs of phlegm and muck, with an oxygen tank next to your bed, despised by your family for being a selfish, smelly twonk, or you'll go out like a light aged 108. You could, of course, determine the time and type of your own 'lights out' and avoid either scenario.
 
I will definately determine the time of my "lights out" "time to leave the room" etc etc it is the only thing I have total control over......Thankfully :D
 
I read somewhere ages and ages ago that my life expectancy will increase with every baby that I have. Something to do with hormones, less risk of having cancer and some other gubbins. Can't remember the ins and outs of it, which probably indicates that although I may live to be 100 I'll have the memory and brain capacity of a goldfish by then :lol:
 
I don't live with a man (or a woman, or a dog), and I haven't had any babies, which means that my lifespan looks to be seriously foresho
 
Maybe women don't climb on lambposts while drunk, ride cows and act like knobbers as much.
 
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