I'm aware everyone has been waiting for their Favourite Uncle Smart Arse to launch his Ayrfolio and I'm pleased to announce smoke is now rising from the VatIcAN.
At this stage the first mission needs to be to identify a beast that will actually run.
Being tenth in the weights helps.
Finishing third in a 1-2-3 for the yard in the race last year isn't exactly a hindrance either.
Though beaten three lengths, this animal gets to run off a 6lb lower mark this year.
By any measure, this horse is handicapped to win an Ayr Gold Cup.
I wonder if it will be this one?
Korker is the beast in question.
He's now a 6yo and in his absolute prime.
His form figures this season look a bit ropey, but he's shown enough at York, Hamilton Park and Ascot to suggest he retains his ability and he seems impervious to conditions underfoot.
He's still 33/1 in places and I've dispatched Walsworth on the Penny Farthing I bought him for Christmas to take a tour of London's betting shops to snaffle all the double carpet.
Mind you, that was hours ago, he still hasn't returned and I just noticed a Penny Farthing with a "Buy It Now" tag on ebay being sold by a vendor called "W Alsworth" - outrageous!