Your Favourite Uncle Smart Arse's Unofficial Blog

[Danny]

How long must we starve !

 

[Ian_Davies]

I like to think i can read people and the subtleties of interactions but I may be wrong. Would the lack of Your f$%^ing uncle smart arse ( it's getting me down already) golden nuggets with which he helps feed the needy be related to certain ungrateful hearts amongst us, not showing the correct amount of gratitude, love or appreciation for the endless efforts of your labour and the fruit that is does bear ?

Whilst it's a shame it's perfectly understandable, well at least to me anyway. There is a part of me that thinks the good Lord was looking down for a moment there thinking perhaps Davies deserves a set of wings after all.

P.S I'm down to my last tin of baked beans.

Not so much insufficient gratitude, love or appreciation - and tbh it's not even the outright users (not you) who, in terms of profitable long-term betting, take and never offer anything of value themselves.

It's when these characters start having a pop that I draw the line.

People bite the hand that feeds with me once.

You get me far more than most here, Danny - a perceptive post from you and close enough to the money.

 

[Danny]

I thought id mention it hadnt gone unoticed Ian and like i say its a shame but perfectly understandable.

Keep on fighting the good fight and filling pockets even if its just your own Oh and not to forget Leafy.

 

[Ian_Davies]

I thought id mention it hadnt gone unoticed Ian and like i say its a shame but perfectly understandable.

Keep on fighting the good fight and filling pockets even if its just your own Oh and not to forget Leafy.

"Leafy" makes himself impossible to forget - not that I'd want to.

He particularly impressed me in the back streets of downtown Slough the Saturday night after Clarence House Chase Day at Ascot where, out of his cosy middle class Surrey comfort zone at "A Taste Of Karachi," he consumed his extremely spicy Beef Nihari like a man.

And he looks more like Vito Corleone every day - "Leafy" really is "The Godfather."

 

[walsworth]

I like to think i can read people and the subtleties of interactions but I may be wrong. Would the lack of Your f$%^ing uncle smart arse ( it's getting me down already) golden nuggets with which he helps feed the needy be related to certain ungrateful hearts amongst us, not showing the correct amount of gratitude, love or appreciation for the endless efforts of your labour and the fruit that is does bear ?

Whilst it's a shame it's perfectly understandable, well at least to me anyway. There is a part of me that thinks the good Lord was looking down for a moment there thinking perhaps Davies deserves a set of wings after all.

P.S I'm down to my last tin of baked beans.

You're not that bloke on the TV advert, are you?

 

[Danny]

You're not that bloke on the TV advert, are you?

I don't really watch T.V and when i do i try to avoid adverts so you may have to elaborate. I think the last time i can remember watching adverts there was a J R Hartley selling yellow pages, some aliens made out of saucepans selling instant mashed potatoe and a man dressed all in black pulling off daring feats to deliver boxes of chocolates , and just for clarity, I'm none of the above.

I do hope you're not about to hurt my feelings Walsey as you're one of my favourites and I'm certainly not above punching a guy with cancer.

 

[walsworth]

It’s about a man who packs suitcase full of Heinz beans before going on holiday. Unfortunately the Air Line lose his case and it makes him cry.

 

[Ian_Davies]

System Bet - Lost

Manual Bet - Lost

AW Data Model - Won

Losing day, but only small.

As previously stated, I don't worry when the System Bet and Manual Bets have losing days as they're proven long term.

Really pleased the AW Data Model seems to have turned a corner.

In other news, I've decided the slow cooker is the province of the socially-aspirational working class woman, of whom I've known far too many in my life.

Their idea of "makes really tasty meals" isn't aging middle-class boy here's idea of "really tasty meals" - "really tasteless meals that have been stewed to death" would be more like it.

The three ladies who urged me to get one some years ago are in the past now - they've probably moved onto air fryers and whatever the latest new kitchen gimmick is now.