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Chezza's next thoroughly-unsuitable GF semi-finals

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This gripping and keenly-fought tournament has now reached the semi final stages.

It's an annual Winter tradition and a lot more exciting than the Darts.

The draw for the semi finals was made tonight and the fixtures are as follows

Penny Mordaunt v Angela Rayner

Jayda Franzen v Charlotte Church

Form Guide
Penny Mordaunt - Arguably the most beautiful evil woman since the Empress Jadis in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, Ms Mordaunt has reached the last four after skewering previous opponents with a ceremonial sword
Angela Rayner - The greatest hair puller and cat fighter Manchester has ever produced, Ms Rayner won her quarter final by glassing her hapless opponent in the final round
Jayda Franzen - The former glamorous Deputy Leader Of Britain First, who once tricked Nick Robinson into a selfie with her, Ms Franzen has a burning crucifix as her far right weapon of choice and won't go down without a fight.
Charlotte Church - The Welsh diva dismissed her rival by clubbing them into submission with a sheep in the qualifying round and Ms Church has never looked in danger of defeat thereafter.

*NathBet, the official tournament bookmaker, bets as follows.

First semi: 8/11 Mordaunt, Evens Rayner
Second Semi: 5/6 each of two Franzen and Church.
Outrights: 5/2 Mordaunt, 11/4 Franzen and Church, 3/1 Rayner

(*Nathbet t&cs expressly forbid winning bets which will automatically be voided, accounts closed and account balance withheld until client can demonstrate they aren't money laundering by reciting Lord Of The Rings in Latin).
 
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Both semi finals will be live streamed on "*Nath-Per-View," the tournament layer's broadcasting arm.

TH members are being offered the following discounted prices and package: Either semi final: £49.99p, both semi finals: £69.99p.

(*All payments non refundable in any circumstances).
 
I did know better - I was playing to the wider world gallery, who consider her a Manc!

Blue buses!

Yes, I think I remember!
 
Only Hughesey really "gets" this thread, as "Chezza" is a persona from the TRF days and the rivalry between Hughesey and Chezza is relentless and unending (with Hughesey annoyingly effortlessly winning every time).

To borrow Maurice's 20th century terminology, Hughsey has "nicked" more of Chezza's imaginary, thoroughly unsuitable and implausible, girlfriends than Chezza has had hot dinners (which is quite a few over the years).

Angela Rayner, Jayda Franzen, Penny Mordaunt, Charlotte Church - they've all been hypnotised by the Somerset Lothario with a good line in baseball caps.

Well, he'd better not pinch this latest one!

Julia Wandelt is the new apple of Chezza's good taste eye.

The lady ticks so many boxes - less than half of Chezza's age, almost as unpopular as Chezza, currently on trial....what's not to like?

Hands off, Hughesey - Chezza saw her first!
 
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Easy pickings, this one... You are old enough to be her great granddad .. I've spoke to Julia and explained to her to never talk to strangers, never accept lifts off strangers, never take sweets off strangers and above all else, never under any circumstances, especially, never ever accept hobnobs off anyone named Chezza
All this chat whilst dressing her up in fishnet stockings and putting a witches mask on her and sending her off trick or treating
#everyones a winner, apart from Chezza
 
NHughes said:
Easy pickings, this one... You are old enough to be her great granddad .. I've spoke to Julia and explained to her to never talk to strangers, never accept lifts off strangers, never take sweets off strangers and above all else, never under any circumstances, especially, never ever accept hobnobs off anyone named Chezza
All this chat whilst dressing her up in fishnet stockings and putting a witches mask on her and sending her off trick or treating
#everyones a winner, apart from Chezza
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It's ONLY a 38-year age gap, ffs plus you never know, she might be acquitted!

Chezza reckons the lady ticks boxes!

Foiled by Hughesey AGAIN!
 
Though she won't be going to prison due to time already spent in custody, Chezza's plans to offer to take Julia to a day at the days at Leicester are in tatters - she's been banned from the entire County!

Another one bites the dust....
 
We're not at home to body fascism on this thread, Walsey - political fascism, for sure, but suggesting any of Chezza's hand-picked harem stable might be in need of the race is verboten!
 

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