Ian_Davies
Apprentice
This gripping and keenly-fought tournament has now reached the semi final stages.
It's an annual Winter tradition and a lot more exciting than the Darts.
The draw for the semi finals was made tonight and the fixtures are as follows
Penny Mordaunt v Angela Rayner
Jayda Franzen v Charlotte Church
Form Guide
Penny Mordaunt - Arguably the most beautiful evil woman since the Empress Jadis in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, Ms Mordaunt has reached the last four after skewering previous opponents with a ceremonial sword
Angela Rayner - The greatest hair puller and cat fighter Manchester has ever produced, Ms Rayner won her quarter final by glassing her hapless opponent in the final round
Jayda Franzen - The former glamorous Deputy Leader Of Britain First, who once tricked Nick Robinson into a selfie with her, Ms Franzen has a burning crucifix as her far right weapon of choice and won't go down without a fight.
Charlotte Church - The Welsh diva dismissed her rival by clubbing them into submission with a sheep in the qualifying round and Ms Church has never looked in danger of defeat thereafter.
*NathBet, the official tournament bookmaker, bets as follows.
First semi: 8/11 Mordaunt, Evens Rayner
Second Semi: 5/6 each of two Franzen and Church.
Outrights: 5/2 Mordaunt, 11/4 Franzen and Church, 3/1 Rayner
(*Nathbet t&cs expressly forbid winning bets which will automatically be voided, accounts closed and account balance withheld until client can demonstrate they aren't money laundering by reciting Lord Of The Rings in Latin).
It's an annual Winter tradition and a lot more exciting than the Darts.
The draw for the semi finals was made tonight and the fixtures are as follows
Penny Mordaunt v Angela Rayner
Jayda Franzen v Charlotte Church
Form Guide
Penny Mordaunt - Arguably the most beautiful evil woman since the Empress Jadis in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, Ms Mordaunt has reached the last four after skewering previous opponents with a ceremonial sword
Angela Rayner - The greatest hair puller and cat fighter Manchester has ever produced, Ms Rayner won her quarter final by glassing her hapless opponent in the final round
Jayda Franzen - The former glamorous Deputy Leader Of Britain First, who once tricked Nick Robinson into a selfie with her, Ms Franzen has a burning crucifix as her far right weapon of choice and won't go down without a fight.
Charlotte Church - The Welsh diva dismissed her rival by clubbing them into submission with a sheep in the qualifying round and Ms Church has never looked in danger of defeat thereafter.
*NathBet, the official tournament bookmaker, bets as follows.
First semi: 8/11 Mordaunt, Evens Rayner
Second Semi: 5/6 each of two Franzen and Church.
Outrights: 5/2 Mordaunt, 11/4 Franzen and Church, 3/1 Rayner
(*Nathbet t&cs expressly forbid winning bets which will automatically be voided, accounts closed and account balance withheld until client can demonstrate they aren't money laundering by reciting Lord Of The Rings in Latin).
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