The Will Win Thread

[Ian_Davies]

I'll be back..

A rare photo of reet hard, taken at 2.16am in the early hours of this morning....

 

[an capall]

Poster Bets Wins P/L (pts) Strike Rate ROI
---------------------------------------------------------
Slim 23 9 +12.5 39.1% +54.3%
Reet Hard 14 4 +11.0 28.6% +78.6%
Luke 3 1 -0.5 33.3% -16.7%
Robski123 1 1 +3.0 100.0% +300.0%
Outsider 1 0 -1.0 0.0% -100.0%
trefflich 1 0 -1.0 0.0% -100.0%
an capall 1 0 -1.0 0.0% -100.0%
Unspecified 3 1 +0.0 33.3% 0.0%
---------------------------------------------------------
TOTAL 47 16 +23.0 34.0% +48.9%

As my football coach once yelled at us after a particularly shameful 11-0 drubbing....

"And yiz were phucking lucky to be nil!"

 

[Infrared]

2.13 Platin moon

 

[Ian_Davies]

2.13 Platin moon

Every time a horse put up on this thread gets beat, Elmer "Walsworth" Fudd shoots another rabbit.

Just saying, no pressure, good luck.

 

[Ian_Davies]

Every time a horse put up on this thread gets beat, Elmer "Walsworth" Fudd shoots another rabbit.

Just saying, no pressure, good luck.

Rabbit stew for supper chez Walsworth....AGAIN.

 

[Infrared]

2.13 Platin moon

Sorry I meant to put this in the not going to win thread ? Apologies to all who followed

 

[walsworth]

I could not hit Ian Davis in the arse with a banjo now.

Rabbits are safe with me, eyes are gone, tried to play darts yesterday and hit the 'chalker'.

Chitterlings and mash with sprouts for dinner, none of that foreign muck.

 

[Ian_Davies]

Davis

Davies, ffs, can't you get ANYTHING right?

I've been on Tesco Finest "Foreign Muck" all weekend - sheer bliss.

 

[Gullible]

I could not hit Ian Davis in the arse with a banjo now.

Rabbits are safe with me, eyes are gone, tried to play darts yesterday and hit the 'chalker'.

Chitterlings and mash with sprouts for dinner, none of that foreign muck.

Chitterlings something else my dear old Dad introduced me to !! Purely working class we were governor. Used soak them in our pantry and then cook them ……….. I bloody hated them

 

[Desert Orchid]

Enlighten me, gentlemen, wtf are 'chitterlings'?

 

[pawras]

Enlighten me, gentlemen, wtf are 'chitterlings'?

pigs intestines

 

[reet hard]

Storm Catcher 3.12L
15/2 365

 

[Desert Orchid]

pigs intestines

Hmmm, a delicacy that wouldn't require me to convert to Judaism in order not to have to eat.

 

[LUKE]

My bet of the year by a big margin runs next Saturday.I will put it up on this thread because I said I would a few weeks ago but I feel a big responsibility towards certain punting friends of mine -there is one lad who has got plenty of winners over the years who seems to delight in the losers -he won't be getting it.There are 3or 4 other lads who I could give it to but it isn't just the fact they could lose a few quid on it but you could put them off a winner which is adding insult to injury.

Not entered -absolutely gutted.

 

[pawras]

Hmmm, a delicacy that wouldn't require me to convert to Judaism in order not to have to eat.

never tried it, I like kidneys, liver, heart and sweet breads so I'd be open to giving it a try.

 

[Gullible]

Along with Tripe, Faggots you don’t see them very often

 

[Jayhawk]

Along with Tripe, Faggots you don’t see them very often

They were much sought after in the Black Country. Never tried any myself, but haggis is quite nice.

 

[Ian_Davies]

Chitterlings and mash with sprouts for dinner, none of that foreign muck.

This is some thread hijack and you don't have to look far to find the instigator - The Hertfordshire Bunny Murderer (nap).

 

[reet hard]

You are screwing up one of the best threads on thi s forum
.Desist and f%*& off..

 

[jinnyj]

I'm just going to annoy you a bit more, Reet.

Faggots are sold in our local butchers (voted one of the 100 best shops on the planet a few years ago) and quite co-incidentally, Keith Floyd lived in the town for several years and has a plaque up dedicated to him.

 

[Desert Orchid]

A plaque or a plague??