Stop At A Winner

[Ian_Davies]

12:55 Fontwell, Bellhop.

Good luck, Walsey, I have every confidence in you as the attachment attests....

 

[Ian_Davies]

Good luck, Walsey, I have every confidence in you as the attachment attests....

Walsey was in the Stands at Fontwell Park with a stun gun!

The Hertfordshire Bunny Murderer will stop at nothing to back a winner!

Go Walsworth!

 

[walsworth]

Missed it, the hospital were sorting my discharge papers. I had put a bet on Matchbook at 3.6 but it was not matched.

 

[Ian_Davies]

You looked beat to me when the fav went at the last.

Sorry to hear you weren't on.

 

[walsworth]

13:37 Lingfield, Gifted Angel.

 

[walsworth]

That one was matched!

 

[walsworth]

I did find a winner at Lingfield in ‘You Did’ at 10/3, so profit on the day.

 

[walsworth]

Races that I am taking an interest in today.

13:30, Uttox
14:20, Punch
14:30, Uttox
15:00, Uttox
17:00, Ncstl
17:30, Ncstl

Will not decide exactly what to back until later.
I may fall asleep and forget all about it.

 

[walsworth]

Broke even.

 

[an capall]

Clarification question: What the phuck is a 'winner?'

 

[Ian_Davies]

Clarification question: What the phuck is a 'winner?'

Ok, who was it at the back who shouted out: "How would Walsworth know?"

It's not clever, it's not funny and it's not even accurate - The Hertfordshire Bunny Murderer will have backed loads of winners over the years, not many since decimalisation, granted, but he's had his visits to the pay-out window!

 

[barjon]

That’s disappointing, I was sure you were going to tell AC if he would tell you what a loser was.

 

[walsworth]

Payout windows?
Back in those day I used to terrorise that lot on the rails.

 

[Desert Orchid]

Sometimes I wonder if 'Stop at a binger' is a better approach...

 

[walsworth]

I have simplified my selection process in order to cut down the number of bets. I now only consider handicaps of 7 to 9 runners, then I run the first three through an extremely powerful and intelligent computer called MYBRAIN............then I GUESS!!!.

So far this is the best system I have ever tried, 4 bets 3 winners.
I have treated myself to a Belgian Bun.

 

[walsworth]

I have managed to secure a loan to replenish my betting bank.
100 Rupees should last me up to Christmas.
I rarely put up any selections because I normally do not decide to bet until 5 minutes before the ‘off’.

13:08 Musselburgh, Mountain Molly might be worth a small investment, 20/30 win/place.
I won’t supply any reasoning or thinking behind this bet, as there isn’t any.

 

[walsworth]

Drifting like a turd in the gutter.

 

[Ian_Davies]

Drifting like a turd in the gutter.

What a delightful expression.

 

[walsworth]

Someone knew it couldn’t jump.

 

[Ian_Davies]

Someone knew it couldn’t jump.

But I'm guessing that "someone" wasn't you, old chap.

 

[walsworth]

That is why I don’t normally bet until 5 minutes before the off! The way it drifted would certainly have meant no bet.

Never mind Sams Express at Lingfield got my money back.

 

[walsworth]

Can’t see anything much to get excited about for Boxing Day.
Might resort to cribbing some of our more successful members selections in a couple of multiple bets.
I don’t have any accounts anymore, so will have to see if I can remember how to write them out. Wonder if the young person behind the ramp will know what a Liverpool Round The Clock or Dundee Shuffle is?

Good luck to all for the day.

 

[walsworth]

Now that the race cards are out, I have realised there are more opportunities for a bet than I thought, so I may well shell out a few half crowns on Boxing Day.

 

[Ian_Davies]

Now that the race cards are out, I have realised there are more opportunities for a bet than I thought, so I may well shell out a few half crowns on Boxing Day.

They've been out since Tuesday morning, ffs - Merry Christmas!

 

[walsworth]

I can’t keep up with all the excitement nowadays, I’m going for a lie down!