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  1. walsworth

    Jockey News

    The only person who will really suffer from these bans is the jockey, he has to find a job now!
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    Your Favourite Uncle Smart Arse's Unofficial Blog

    The water only comes up to your ankles; head first!
  3. walsworth

    Jockey News

    Who cares? I back horses not jockeys.
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    Your Favourite Uncle Smart Arse's Unofficial Blog

    You are welcome to come water skiing on the local river that was named after one of my ancestors back in the fourth century.
  5. walsworth

    Words Of Wisdom

    Not the Weather to back horses.
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    Your Favourite Uncle Smart Arse's Unofficial Blog

    Nobody would have talked to you if you had gone.
  7. walsworth

    Staking Advice/How do you do it?

    I take no notice of anybody else and just stake 5% of bank, regardless of price. The majority of my bets are between 3/1 and 7/1 in handicaps of 8 to 12 runners.
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    The Will Win Thread

    Never bet on anything that thinks.
  9. walsworth

    Chezza's next thoroughly-unsuitable GF semi-finals

    She’s carrying plenty of condition.
  10. walsworth

    Race IQ Data

    It's all guesswork, don't let anyone kid you otherwise.
  11. walsworth

    Your Favourite Uncle Smart Arse's Unofficial Blog

    ?????
  12. walsworth

    Words Of Wisdom

    The best way to avoid seasickness is to sit under a tree. (Spike Milligan)
  13. walsworth

    Your Favourite Uncle Smart Arse's Unofficial Blog

    Geriatric Obese Dickhead.
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    Ian Davies

    We keep chickens in our back garden, Feed ‘em on Indian corn, One’s a f***er for f***ing the other, The other’s a f***er for corn.
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    Canadian from Ontario found your forum because I did a search for....

    I’m only the Butler during the week. Friday evening I’m the Housemaid.
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    Ian Davies

    My first port of call every day is the bog.
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    Canadian from Ontario found your forum because I did a search for....

    The pig got up and slowly walked away.
  18. walsworth

    Words Of Wisdom

    Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat. (Humphrey Bogart)
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    State Man out for the season

    Must try harder!
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    State Man out for the season

    Eat your posh grub, you capitalist running dog!
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