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Just taken the first one, just as I remember it!!!

They haven’t told me a reason but I’m halfway through a chemo cycle.

Had a blood test on Monday at local hospital. Received a call from UCLH telling me to go to A&E as my electrolyte levels were low. I have been checked over including an ECG and sent home with a prescription for Sando K, I have had this before it tastes absolutely foul. I have been feeling very...

What’s a Gaylord?

3.40 Uttoxeter Olivers Travels 4.4 6.00 Wolverhampton Grey Jaguar 2.3

My most humble apologies Effendi! May the flies of a thousand camels infest my Y-Fronts!

Thought that was Ian Davis?

I saved a young lady's life today, she was preparing to throw herself off a cliff. I said, "Any chance of a quicky before you jump? She called me a dirty old pervert and told me to get lost I said "OK I'll just wait for you at the bottom." She changed her mind!

Suddenly remembered this. Bowen, Mickey Dunne, M Newland, Dr R D P Owen, J P Tate, James

Would be nice, do dogs still race there?

Wasn’t me but that’s the only thing I can pull nowadays.

Bismillah! I prefer Simon and Carbuncle.

All sounds far too complicated for me. After all: ‘I am just a poor boy, though my story’s seldom told’

That is very interesting.

I bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn't, it shits on the floor.

I sometimes throw chicken bones on the floor and they indicate winners for me. Wonder if 'Cesca' also donates to charity shops, if so does she live in Newmarket?

I agree with Slim, betting syndicates are never a good idea. I thought you were talking about shares in a horse.

Like your thinking, I used to do this back in the day when we used to get Lady Jockeys races.

Angie Dickinson in TV show Policewoman was a fair cop.

I blame Thatcher.