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I had a strange day, lost three points, backed about six horses, one winner at the end got most of my losses back. As usual when I have a run of losers, my discipline slips a bit. Can’t remember all the names but three of them were Olly Murphy’s.

Change of plan, they are keeping me in. Doctors not happy about kidney function.

11:40 Wetherby, Catchim Will make decision just before the off.

Nimmi, the little Indian nurse has just been to see me, told me transport booked for 12-o-clock.That’s perked me up, wondering if I could smuggle her in to the transport!

Hopefully going home today but have to come back for tests on Monday.

Loser at both unfortunately

That went well!

My stats from three months ago say watch out for David Marnane runners at Dundalk

Ran it’s race but 3rd, just as well I left it alone.

Not putting the money down but 15:15 Newcastle , Jez Bomb.

One loser and a 10/3 winner, that’ll do. Too awkward on the phone to put them up as I don’t make my mind up until last minute.

My sparkling wit.

Just been told by the consultant who remembers me from 2020, that I am a legendary patient! They didn’t expect me to last this long. They are going to arrange transport home for the weekend hopefully. He also told me that it is ok to have the occasional beer with this new medication.

Ian Davies, did you mean Mr Bean? It’s certainly that case that there is so much going on today that youngsters can gamble on instead of horses. I can remember when every pub had a ‘runner’ and we would keep trying out exotic multiple bets to confuse him.

It’s been my ambition to have an account closed for years, the buggers are only too happy to take my money!

Last time I was in hospital I thought a very attractive Portuguese nurse was going to give me a bed bath. Who turned up? A bloody Bert Kwouk lookalike, not now Cato!

He loved ‘Stop at a winner’ didn’t he? Not sure if he ever found one!

Very eloquent Mr Davies, not at all like your usual standard.

BREAKING NEWS: Police have arrested a Danish man, Lars Crismos, on suspicion of human organ trafficking.

I’m actually not even checking all selections at the moment as being in hospital I am limited to using my phone. I actually did 2 bets today, loser and a 9/4 winner so did not look any further. I am well aware of the gambler’s fallacy but like to defy it! Incidentally I believe in Bigfoot as well.