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Words Of Wisdom
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walsworth
Journeyman
Woken up by a very pretty Indian nurse. Think I’m in love again!
Ian_Davies
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Once a ladies man, always a ladies man, Walsworth the womaniser strikes again!
walsworth
Journeyman
There’s only one girl for me and she should be Prime Minister.
Never had much success with the girls. Up until I was 25 thought my name was Onyerbike!
Never had much success with the girls. Up until I was 25 thought my name was Onyerbike!
walsworth
Journeyman
Mind you I did have a reputation for charming the rabbits out of the trees.
walsworth
Journeyman
The angel Gabriel appeared to the shepherds and said “Behold I bring you good tidings!”
The shepherds replied “What tidings?”
The angel said “Tidings of great joy”
The shepherds said “What joy?”
The angel said “Joy that a saviour is born.”
The shepherds said “What saviour?”
The angel said “Shut up and let me finish!”
The shepherds replied “What tidings?”
The angel said “Tidings of great joy”
The shepherds said “What joy?”
The angel said “Joy that a saviour is born.”
The shepherds said “What saviour?”
The angel said “Shut up and let me finish!”
walsworth
Journeyman
Just been told by the consultant who remembers me from 2020, that I am a legendary patient!
They didn’t expect me to last this long.
They are going to arrange transport home for the weekend hopefully.
He also told me that it is ok to have the occasional beer with this new medication.
They didn’t expect me to last this long.
They are going to arrange transport home for the weekend hopefully.
He also told me that it is ok to have the occasional beer with this new medication.
Finallyausernameononehas
Apprentice
Get well soon, a family member just got some illrecieved health news i hope they will be around for awhile , apologies I'm not trying to bring anyone down.
walsworth
Journeyman
Hopefully going home today but have to come back for tests on Monday.
walsworth
Journeyman
Nimmi, the little Indian nurse has just been to see me, told me transport booked for 12-o-clock.That’s perked me up, wondering if I could smuggle her in to the transport!
Ian_Davies
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Pocketing all the soaps, shampoos sachets of jam, marmalade and biscuits when you exit a hotel room is one thing, nicking NHS nurses from hospitals is quite another!
