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The best way to avoid seasickness is to sit under a tree. (Spike Milligan)

Geriatric Obese Dickhead.

We keep chickens in our back garden, Feed ‘em on Indian corn, One’s a f***er for f***ing the other, The other’s a f***er for corn.

I’m only the Butler during the week. Friday evening I’m the Housemaid.

My first port of call every day is the bog.

The pig got up and slowly walked away.

Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat. (Humphrey Bogart)

Must try harder!

Eat your posh grub, you capitalist running dog!

Be careful that this forum does not go the way of another one that I got banned from. They were so anally retentive that they made it into a three stage set up. Hoi polloi, accepted members and The Sanctum Sanctorum. They were so suspicious of any new arrivals that it was embarrassing...

Well, I didn’t know as I rarely read any of the specific race threads. I’m too busy checking for trainers in form at this point in time to worry about the future.

I do hope so, we are in need of some light relief. I so want to know if Bigfoot really does exist.

Have you ever seen a long legged, double breasted bed thrasher?

Welcome, I remember OLBG, didn't realise it had gone.

Just go to the list of members and select those you want to follow.

The Fiddle, like many trainers do!

A leopard can drag prey twice it’s weight up a tree. A cougar can drag prey half it’s age into bed.

I’ve only just seen this.,Annoying that I had Irish Panther as a possible bet but because I collected on Twig at Sandown decided to call it a day.

I had a monkey stew.