Words Of Wisdom

[Ian_Davies]

Not a good idea to put your shoes on before your trousers.

If you were sporting a particularly-ridiculous pair of 70s flares at the time your prospects of getting away with it might be enhanced.

 

[walsworth]

If it’s got tits or tyres, it’ll cost you money.

 

[Danny]

If it’s got tits or tyres, it’ll cost you money.

Not half as much as an out of date trainers in form system though.

 

[walsworth]

Don’t follow the path. Blaze the trail.

 

[walsworth]

You can trust a man who tucks his shirt in his underpants.

 

[The Fortune Teller]

I did that the other night when I realised I hadn't ironed my shirt properly.

 

[Ian_Davies]

If Walsworth asks if anyone can lend him a shirt, be aware he's liable to tuck it into his underpants.

 

[walsworth]

Beware Autumn dog shit, it's still there but hidden under leaves.

 

[walsworth]

My Mum told me that 'they say' are big liars.

 

[2017diary]

My Mum told me that 'they say' are big liars.

It's common knowledge down the Feathers

 

[walsworth]

It’s a fact the humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

 

[Ian_Davies]

It’s a fact the humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

It's a fact - I eat a banana virtually every day, they're very good for you!

 

[walsworth]

A leopard can drag prey twice it’s weight up a tree.
A cougar can drag prey half it’s age into bed.

 

[walsworth]

Life is like a shit sandwich.
The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.
(Humphrey Bogart)

 

[walsworth]

The best way to avoid seasickness is to sit under a tree.
(Spike Milligan)

 

[walsworth]

Not the Weather to back horses.

 

[Ian_Davies]

Make a 100% saving every Black Friday by not buying anything.

 

[walsworth]

This is as good as anywhere to post this:

Hospital rang yesterday, the plan is for me to go to London next Tuesday for various tests. The new treatment will start on Wednesday so they will find a hotel for Tuesday night and then keep me in for a few days.

 

[Outsider]

This is as good as anywhere to post this:

Hospital rang yesterday, the plan is for me to go to London next Tuesday for various tests. The new treatment will start on Wednesday so they will find a hotel for Tuesday night and then keep me in for a few days.

Good luck mate,hope everything goes well.

 

[Ian_Davies]

Good luck mate,hope everything goes well.

THIS.^

 

[maureen]

THIS.^

THIS.^

Thirded…

 

[walsworth]

I’m at the hospital now and it’s all systems go with the new treatment. Hopefully I’ll be home by Friday and then I think the plan is for me to attend every Wednesday.

 

[walsworth]

Never take the piss out of any well built nurse when she’s about to give you an injection!

 

[maureen]

Have been thinking of you today. There’s ( thankfully) some amazing new forms of treatment available.

 

[walsworth]

Thank you all systems go, hope to be home at the weekend. They want lots of blood tests etc.