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Bears do shit in the woods, and so did I, when I realised that he’d spotted me!

I have just discovered why I have never found any buried treasure. I’ve always thought that a pace was a step. A step is the distance between your right foot touching the ground and your left foot doing so. A pace is the distance between your right foot touching the ground and then touching it...

Oh dear, sounds awful.

It's days like that make me lose my discipline and start to back favourites blind, sometimes works but more often gets worse, far better to take a break.

Over the last couple of days my method has picked up well, not life changing just steady profits. I've often thought that it works better on weekdays low class races but difficult to totally ignore the better racing. Will try to put up a list of possible races of interest as often as I can...

Just to prove a point, by no means back Chola Empire, 14:12 Chelmsford.

Welcome, don’t take any notice of my selections, I couldn’t tip a barrow on the dung heap!

I see parts of the country are having a Yellow Snow warning. My Dad warned me about that when I was 4 years old.

It’s just the way I walk, honestly!

I was given one of those, right pain in the arse, nearly got the angle grinder out!

1964 was the year that I left school as a callow youth of some sixteen Summers. Sometimes I think I am still that youth but my body lets me down. Can’t ride a bike or skin a rabbit, not even pluck a pheasant now. I’m going down the pub!

I’ll have you know that I passed the Eleven Plus exam in 1959, so I know all there is to know about grammar. I have been known to split an infinitive at one hundred paces.

Rather a busy day at the hospital, three lots of blood taken, one for the doctors, one for the pharmacist and one for the drug company. I’m just glad there’s no little boy living down the Lane! Biopsy went almost painless as nurse used a drill rather than a needle. Uncomfortable ride home...

Betfair Sportsbook is a waste of time, put a price into the Exchange and hope it is matched.

Message for pigeon fanciers; girls are much better.

In the sentence "Missed getting the bet on John Barbour because a pretty nurse was sticking a bloody great needle in my bum & the other two were unplaced," the antecedent is "Missed getting the bet on John Barbour." The antecedent refers back to the pronoun "the bet." This helps clarify the...

Missed getting the bet on John Barbour because a pretty nurse was sticking a bloody great needle in my bum & the other two were unplaced. This is the first half dozen races of interest on New Years Day. 12.35Exeter 12.59Windsor 1.05Musselburgh 1.25Cheltenham...

Been Black and Deckered by the lovely Lucy. Back in the clinic to pick up meds and to be told the plan going forward. Missed getting the bet on John Barbour.

Watch out for John Wayne brand toilet paper. It’s rough, tough and doesn’t take any shit from Indians.

Most of the time I’m away with the fairies due to some of the meds they keep giving me.