walsworth
Journeyman
Never mess with a Fairy Bush.
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Words Of Wisdom
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Ian_Davies
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Never mess with a bush Walsworth has messed with - it's surely the LAW in "horticultural" circles.
walsworth
Journeyman
Watch out for John Wayne brand toilet paper. It’s rough, tough and doesn’t take any shit from Indians.
Jayhawk
Apprentice
" Voiding the bowels in those days was unheard of; people just kept it in." ( Ivor Cutler, from Life in a Scotch Sitting Room, Vol. 2, Episode 1 )
walsworth
Journeyman
Message for pigeon fanciers; girls are much better.
walsworth
Journeyman
Rather a busy day at the hospital, three lots of blood taken, one for the doctors, one for the pharmacist and one for the drug company. I’m just glad there’s no little boy living down the Lane!
Biopsy went almost painless as nurse used a drill rather than a needle.
Uncomfortable ride home unfortunately in a sit down ambulance via Hemel Hempstead which added a good 40 minutes to the journey.
Biopsy went almost painless as nurse used a drill rather than a needle.
Uncomfortable ride home unfortunately in a sit down ambulance via Hemel Hempstead which added a good 40 minutes to the journey.
walsworth
Journeyman
I see parts of the country are having a Yellow Snow warning.
My Dad warned me about that when I was 4 years old.
My Dad warned me about that when I was 4 years old.
walsworth
Journeyman
I have just discovered why I have never found any buried treasure. I’ve always thought that a pace was a step. A step is the distance between your right foot touching the ground and your left foot doing so. A pace is the distance between your right foot touching the ground and then touching it again.
So a pace is two steps, I’m off to find X marks the spot.
Argh Jim Lad, shiver my timbers!
Good stuff these latest meds, but they do make me fart!
So a pace is two steps, I’m off to find X marks the spot.
Argh Jim Lad, shiver my timbers!
Good stuff these latest meds, but they do make me fart!
walsworth
Journeyman
Bears do shit in the woods, and so did I, when I realised that he’d spotted me!
walsworth
Journeyman
Just had an operation on my ears .. using parts off a pig... sounds improved.. apart from the crackling!
walsworth
Journeyman
If you find a toilet in your dreams, don't use it ...
