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  1. Desert Orchid

    Grand National

    Well, that's the Myretown GN bubble well and truly popped. Won't even get into the race now even if they wanted it to. It looked not to stay so maybe it will save itself a very exhausting day. I wouldn't be surprised if they gave up on the National some time ago and decided just to go for the...
  2. Desert Orchid

    What are you backing Today? Part 2

    My father had a phrase he was won't to employ if he was unimpressed by a person's/horse's ability. "X can play/run/throw/jump/ride etc nane." I found myself muttering during that race, "Whisky Yankee can jump nane." One to bodyswerve until it learns its trade.
  3. Desert Orchid

    What are you backing Today? Part 2

    That win for Fiercely Proud was more than a tad annoying. It was my immediate fancy for the race but when I saw that Ben Jones was on Range I assumed connections of the latter had asked for him to ride and Pauling let him off FP was negative for that one. I also took it as a positive for Dylan...
  4. Desert Orchid

    TV coverage

    Can I add nails to my baseball bat?
  5. Desert Orchid

    What are you backing Today? Part 2

    A hopeful yankee for the sake of a watching interest: Asc 2.25 - Range (12/1) Asc 3.00 - Joyeux Machin (11/2) Hay 3.15 - Myretown (10/3) Hay 3.50 - Minella Emperor (9/2) No expectations. I'll be happy if they all appear to be trying.
  6. Desert Orchid

    The 2026 Grand National Trial Handicap Chase

    I was a wee bit embarrassed that I might have been on a non-trier so didn't name it but the money seems to have come for it so I'll put my head above the parapet with it: Minella Emperor (took 5/1 yesterday and it went out to 15/2 this morning).
  7. Desert Orchid

    The 2026 Longshot Thread

    Intellotto has gone for a long walk in the market again. Looks like they're using the shoes normally reserved for the milk round.
  8. Desert Orchid

    TV coverage

    That's pretty much how things are viewed in the current Orchid household. The present Mrs O is particularly vexed by the burgeoning plethora of 'celebrity' programmes. I have to don my cycling helmet and Kevlar jacket when such a programme inadvertently appears on the screen.
  9. Desert Orchid

    TV coverage

    Probably lives by the mantra, 'There's no such thing as bad publicity.'
  10. Desert Orchid

    The 2026 Grand National Trial Handicap Chase

    Nah, I've still got her chained to the four-poster... (It's Valentine's day, after all...)
  11. Desert Orchid

    The 2026 Grand National Trial Handicap Chase

    The best-laid plans, etc, etc... This one was 20s in a few places around 8am but I went downstairs to stick the kettle on and make the porridge. When I came back upstairs it was 18s tops but not blue so I thought the prices would correct themselves again and I'd get at least 20s. Then I forgot...
  12. Desert Orchid

    TV coverage

    Man, I would be all for that. Can we set the decibel level at 1 and the starting level of shock at 50,000v?
  13. Desert Orchid

    TV coverage

    Chapman is in full annoy-DO-mode this morning. Opens the show with a shout about how the money has come for Joyeux Machin. It hadn't. It had been pink across the board since yesterday evening. Then he, in his usual full-arrogant style, persisted in pronouncing the 't' in Montregard, despite...
  14. Desert Orchid

    The 2026 Grand National Trial Handicap Chase

    To balance this faux pas somewhat, I am happy to kind of aftertime that I took 18/1 Jupiter Des Mottes yesterday in the Pertemps qualifier. It's now 5/1 tops. I'm assuming someone like Pricewise is keen on it. (It isn't my main bet - that one's price is moving in the wrong direction :( . I also...
  15. Desert Orchid

    The 2026 Longshot Thread

    In to 12/1 with Unibet in the outright market. 14/1 with Sky and PP. Has 'someone of influence' put it up?
  16. Desert Orchid

    The 2026 Grand National Trial Handicap Chase

    Getting there... 11/4 tops. Now I'm starting to get annoyed about not jumping in at 7/1 on Tuesday morning.
  17. Desert Orchid

    What are you backing Today? Part 2

    Should be 50%, I think. It was even money with the same bookie.
  18. Desert Orchid

    The 2026 Grand National Trial Handicap Chase

    Myretwon has taken over at the head of the market, in to 10/3 tops, generally shorter. I can see it going off at 9/4.
  19. Desert Orchid

    What are you backing Today? Part 2

    The favourite has come out. COF is now 9/2 absolute tops, generally shorter. I don't know whether to feel positive or negative about it.
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