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“Lorst and Gorn, Fiona.” You will have to be a certain age to understand who I’m quoting.

My shirt tail is still behind. I gave up trying to understand Gigilo's thread bout 15 years ago!

Don't you remember Mission Impossible?

Keep your weapons clean and your head on a swivel.

That is why I don’t normally bet until 5 minutes before the off! The way it drifted would certainly have meant no bet. Never mind Sams Express at Lingfield got my money back.

Well done.

Someone knew it couldn’t jump.

Drifting like a turd in the gutter.

Blimey! I agree with you. My bets are based on a varied set of ideas that would not make sense to anyone else. I don’t bet outside the first 3 in the betting, I take notice of current form of the trainer and like to see that the horse was in the frame on it’s last two runs. Apart from that I guess.

I had an amazing run on the van for a while and couldn’t figure out why. Eventually I realised that there was a problem with my signage; I was advertising 69ers instead of 99ers! Happy Saturnalia to one and all.

I have managed to secure a loan to replenish my betting bank. 100 Rupees should last me up to Christmas. I rarely put up any selections because I normally do not decide to bet until 5 minutes before the ‘off’. 13:08 Musselburgh, Mountain Molly might be worth a small investment, 20/30...

When In Rome, beware pickpockets and scooters.

I have simplified my selection process in order to cut down the number of bets. I now only consider handicaps of 7 to 9 runners, then I run the first three through an extremely powerful and intelligent computer called MYBRAIN............then I GUESS!!!. So far this is the best system I have...

Now, now, Ian you were young and keen once.

Beavis & Butthead?

Does Slim have a share in Fircombe Hall?

I'm going down the pub to consider my strategy going forward with a pint of Colley's Dog, possibly two pints as there is a lot to consider.

Couple of interesting posts about the mechanism of price movements, thank you. I didn't realise they had actual bots doing it, I'm getting too old to keep up with the game.

I'm puzzled about the way people arrive at possible long shot selections. It seems to me that it must involve an awful lot of research and form study. Where do you start, do you investigate all runners over a certain figure? Tell me to mind my own business if you like, I'm only being nosy as...

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