You're the one getting uptight, and it's up to you to fix it.Why would you ask the question in the first place other than to insult by inferring such a lack of knowledge? We don't exactly have a history of joking with each other.
If it was a genuine attempt at a joke then I apologise for reading it wrongly but I reckon I have the right to defend myself against insults. They do nothing for the flow of the forum.
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