3 Words You Never Want To Hear...

[Kathy]

"He's broken down"

(referring to my horse!)

 

[Merlin the Magician]

the all blacks.............

 

[BrianH]

Fallen number (insert)

 

[Phil Waters]

Match-point Williams

 

[Griffin]

Virtual Horse Racing

 

[BrianH]

Found the water...

 

[Ardross]

Now Big Brother

 

[BrianH]

George Walker Bush

 

[Griffin]

There's none left.

 

[Kathy]

"Oy, fat arse!" :angy:

 

[Kathy]

or

"Could you hold?"

 

[PDJ]

Weight doesn't matter.

 

[Kathy]

Man United won.

 

[Kathy]

"Have you farted?" :shy:

Sorry, that wasn't pointed at you Paul! B)

 

[Merlin the Magician]

no broken wind.............

 

[Ardross]

Your Lambrini sir

 

[DIVER]

Was that it?

Meet my father.

You my daddy.

Your bill sir.

Please give generously.

 

[krizon]

"The loo's bust." :shy:

"Out of Order" - usually for a lift you want for the 7th floor, the only phone box for 5 miles, the only petrol pump without a queue of 10 waiting, or the cash machine when you've just emptied your wallet.

"Not For Hire"/"Not In Service" - taxi/bus: it's 11.30 pm, it's 3 miles to walk home, and you don't like the look of the bloke getting nearer to you, who appears to be scratching his crotch...

"Hallooo, thur, shweedee..." usually followed by "buy ya dringgk?" from a total stranger, who's on his seventh Jack Daniels and thinks he's Mr. Irrezzishtible.

"A gallant fifth..." :teeth:

"Retain all tickets!" 5 minutes after the horses have been washed down, and everyone's reduced them to confetti.

 

[Dave G]

ho ho ho.

 

[PDJ]

:lol:

 

[Gearoid]

Hi, i'm Phil

 

[Bar the Bull]

Lindop's form questioned.

 

[an capall]

Sir Clive Woodward.

 

[Euronymous]

The Yankees win.

Not that hole.

Next up, Coldplay.

 

[krizon]

I agree about Coldplay - they're very much a group to slit your wrists to, aren't they? Dreary, dreary, weedy-sounding.