A Festive Ditty For You...

[krizon]

Visited the old Mum today in the nursing home, when she suddenly burst out with this festive little number, which I think some of you may enjoy:

'Twas Christmas night in the Palace,
And all around was fair,
With the beautiful Palace ladies
Brushing their long, black hair;
The eunuchs stood to attention
As the Sultan strode through the halls -
He said, "What do you want for Christmas, lads?"
And they all shouted "Balls!"

 

[Sara]

Good on her! Can't imagine my Auntie Jill aged 102 doing that, but she'd probably titter if she heard it, proper tho she is. She ate a hearty lunch and drank several Bailey's. Hope I don't have to get thru that many Christmases...

 

[Diminuendo]

Don't wish yer life away!