A New Game

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It's called natural selection.

Ian Davies - Swirly - Merlin - Kathy - Brian - Swirly
 
Oh, God, these are really funny! :lol: :lol: I've nearly peed meself, especially "Wank on the Ceiling" - shurely a shlight overstatement for even the most pubically-fascinated teenage boy?

Wanking with Tears in My Eyes :cry:

Private Wanker B)

Wanking in the Rain

And, of course, the world of screen is graced by that fine actor Charles Wank, rumoured to be dating Courtney Muff.

Classical music offers us The Wank of the Firebird, and Wank Macabre, while rustics regularly participate in The Floral Wank, and ballet's Wank of the Sugar-Plum Fairy is a regular Christmas treat, adored by young and old alike.
 
:lol: :lol: Ah, yes, many an accidental castrato followed that!

I'm shocked to see an unhealthy obsession among the Classics with this habit, viz, Wank of the Knights, Wank of the Hours, and Wank of the Little Swans.
 
a quality thread and i just wanna be part of it,beaten to it with the ROSES and JOY DIV songs , so sticking with the Manchester bands :

ever fallen in MUFF ??????? with someone yer shunt have ?????
 
Have we had the Tina Charles number

I muff to muff but my baby just loves to wank
 
I can't read any of the third page of this, thanks to the moronic screening system we have here at work! I get a page that says -

Access Denied
The requested document, http://talkinghorses.co.uk/forum/index.php...E=02&f=3&t=8761, will not be shown.

Reason: DDR score = 200. This page will not be displayed because it contains prohibited words or it has exceeded its tolerance of questionable words.

:confused: :lol:
 
I get the same thing whenever I try to read anything posted by Maurice or Terry.
 
OK - Swirly's absolutely right for a change - I own up to not being particularly amused by the new direction this thread has taken - the reason being that I've had several PMs over the months complaining about thread content with regard to member's teenagers (and younger) looking in and now we have this beauty... and from a couple of you who've added to this thread, too.

And I know I'm no prude.. but obviously haven't been drinking enough to find the w*nk comments particularly amusing!
 
Sadly, I think is just the thread that would appeal the most to teenagers.
 
I refer to the first post - feel free to delete it if you feel it is causing offence. Go on Ardross, you know you want to!
 
Songsheet's posting, and in particular her highlighting that some of the ones who have taken part in this thread are the same ones who have in the past sent PM's expressing their disapproval at equally risky postings, backs up my view that people on here are two faced and need a good kick in the skull.

P.S. Songsheet - I'm always right. It's you that is normally wrong.
 
Originally posted by Merlin the Magician@Dec 17 2004, 09:35 PM
Just glad I never started it or there would be the third world war on here ............. :o :D
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good job ZORRO the master deleter is not here you would all have had red cards..



:o well I did highlight it as so with a few warnings.................. :o :rolleyes:
 
Swirly, this is the last time you'll ever get a response from me, so treasure it...


F*ck off and get a life - and it's 'risque', not risky.

I thank you
 
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