A Nuclear Explosion

  • Thread starter Thread starter Phil Waters
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Phil, check where the bomb was manufactured. The American bombs are programmed not to explode, even if the detonator is pressed, if any US-related items are detected within a 5-mile radius (an American show on tv, CDs by US artists, a pair of Converse trainers under your sofa, etc.). You possibly didn't know this, but all US goods are now microchipped with anti-detonation sensors, to prevent attacks happening where any US citizens, or consumers of American fare, are within a bomb's usual reach. So you can relax if you see 'Made in USA' on the bomb cover.

However, if it should say 'Made in Israel' and you have just brought in a nice kebab ... Phil... Phil?
 
I cannot determine where the bomb is made. The only symbol appears to be - إحذر and then underneath is this picture -

nuclear-explosion.jpg
 
Ah, yes, Phil: it means 'halal meat' and a cooking suggestion. No need to panic, as it'll be nearly 30 years and initially made in Ohio.
 
The American bombs are programmed not to explode, even if the detonator is pressed, if any US-related items are detected within a 5-mile radius
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Unfortunately, experience has shown that the mechanism often fails, particularly in times of conflict, and it is a well-known fact that the mechanism often mistakes allies for enemy. You are advised to check operational efficiency by placing a waxwork effigy of Tony Blair within 2 metres of the device.
 
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