A Salesman Called Today..............

I hope that Alan took it with him! For those who wern't around, I emailed round a picture of some American guy who was nude and had a perfect Spiderman costume painted on his body. The late Alan Morgan doctored it and put my face on instead of the American's. It then found its way into circulation.

I wouldn't have minded so much, only the yank was not over endowed in certain areas...
 
Chums (not chum's) trousers. You must know the elasticated abominations that are marketed to the over 90's. Their adverts used to be appear between the ones for Ocean Finance and Stena chairlifts adverts on ATR.

I just associate Chums with incontinence and chairlifts.

Check out their latest offerings.

http://www.chums.co.uk/chumsshop/browse_cat.asp
 
Oi! You ageist lot! I'd like to recommend Chums' vests and socks to anyone, er, enjoying seven hours' straight outdoors work at Plumpton in mid-February and March! You can keep your Victoria's Secret and Ann Summers thongs (yeah, like I could get into them!) for the overheated horsepitality boxes. And that goes for you girls, too.
 
The Ann Summers HQ is just a mile or so from me, housed in a bright silver building. I have to say the smell of rubber and leather is preferable to the stench from the old industrial perfume factory which used to occupy the site.

I've never ventured inside it, of course.

The Gold family live in the same road as me! Their house is a little larger than mine, and they have an airstrip as well, something which I happen not to have at present.
 
Given your frequent descriptions of your neighbourhood, Merlin, I thought you were going to describe your house as a Hell-pad.
 
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