Get a grip, gripers! It's a fundraiser (that is supposed to be Good in our society), it's a bit of fun for the team afore they go (that can't be bad, either), it puts Ingerland on the map as fun, generous, lively, youthful (anyone complaining about that?), and none of you is being asked to cough up so much as 5p, so what the hell is the beef? As for it not being deemed suitable as news - since WHEN isn't the Cup Final news, since when supporting your national team is supposed to be wrong, since when isn't Becks news, and why shouldn't it be national news, as it's about what is apparently our national sport and its top team?
Afghanistan, Iraq, landmines, Mad Bush and his Wreck the Planet deals, AIDS, famine, small wars and genocides, death from diseases, child porn, rapine and murder - it's all still going on, darlings, so you can rest assured that all the horrors and disgraces of the world are still firmly in place (and not one of us on here is going to change any of them), so you can go and roll around in the gloom and doom of it in any amount of worthy newspaper articles, political commentary, and tut-tut over the latest bombings and brutalities flashed to your screens.
Meanwhile, the obverse to human folly and vileness is a bit of fun 'n' fluff taking place in the causes of Doing Good and Sporting Endeavour.
News, thank God, doesn't exist only to serve to advertise our most wicked actions - it's there to serve all forms of activity, even the frivol that is horseracing, which, over-earnest worriers, still carries on heartlessly as little children die of malnutrition, every day. If today's beanfeast means some people chuck a few quid at UNICEF and actually help to save some weans from a hideous death, I know that I'd prefer to see far more such parties and far, far fewer pictures of what is supposed to pass as 'real' news, thank you.