My myth about myself is that I'm a calm, reasoning, rational person, Grey. All of that is undone entirely in a few moments - for example, the blasted second-hand banger is sweet and a very pretty blue, but it auto-locks, or quixotically auto-unlocks, all the doors as I'm driving along. Not a huge prob, as our carjacking in Brighton is not even at Novice level compared to Cape Town. But I let a friend out of the car a few weeks ago, who was going to spot me a tenner for it to be given a hand wash. He forgot and went trotting off, so I got out of the car, shut my door to, and bawled after him. Kerzoinngggg! The bloody doors all auto-locked - with the engine running! £20 for a taxi home for the spare key and back again... we were not amused.
I don't ask much from the mechanical world - just behave nicely and do your job. Do not undertake tasks unbidden, do not get smart and talk back to me, do not decide that you will take charge. It's like having H-A-L on the rampage some days!