Anyone tried this?

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Colin Phillips

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""Alleged Teen Craze: Vodka-Soaked Tampons
Monday December 8, 2008
If you can believe what you read on the Internet, parents need to start monitoring their teenagers to ensure they're not partaking of yet another kooky adolescent craze: soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them vaginally or rectally to get a buzz without winding up with alcohol on their breath. Does anyone think this is plausible? ""

Just noticed this on the Urban Legends site.

Seems a novel idea.:blink::blink:
 
If it is possible I can't see it having much of an effect after all your only likely to absorb less than a measure of it!
 
Something wrong with drinking the stuff? Or injecting if you really want to get a buzz......*










*Do not try this at home.**















**Or outside of the home.
 
I'm not really sure I want to get involved in this debate, but what the hell...

I am fairly sure that my rectum is less absorbant than a tampon (although I confess that I have never conducted a conclusive experiment to that effect).

With that in mind, what sort of "buzz" would I get from this activity? How can my arse "absorb" any more than a minimal amount of vodka from a tampon (and even that would only occur if the tampon was saturated). Does one have to clench the buttocks, in order to wring the vodka out?

I'll pass, thank you.

By the way, anyone thinking of partaking in this activity should, under no circumstances, combine it with the lighting of farts.
 
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