Are You Suffering An Identity Crisis?

I'm not the decisive, dynamic, courageous Aries person that I was led to believe I was and am instead an empathetic, caring, inner vision Piscean type, capable of unconditional love.

My whole career will have to change, can anyone recommend a good cult to join?
 
WHAT!! I've been only too happy to be half-horse (some might say a complete old mare) - there's no way I'm changing for something that sounds like a painful disease. Neigh, neigh, no way!

And enough already with Earth's wobbly bits - I'm stunned enough with the BBC4 exposition tonight on the meaning of reality, astrophysics, particle collisions, black holes and their exo-skin of stored information, and us all being holograms from the farthest reaches of space. I can just about buy the hologram idea applied to the physical world, but how do you explain the smell of someone's farts? Holoflatulence?
 
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I can just about buy the hologram idea applied to the physical world, but how do you explain the smell of someone's farts? Holoflatulence?

Or holotoflatulence, if it's especially bad?
 
I used to be Scorpio

[SIZE=-1]Determined and forceful
Emotional and intuitive
Powerful and passionate
Exciting and magnetic
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On the dark side....

[SIZE=-1]Jealous and resentful
Compulsive and obsessive
Secretive and obstinate
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Now I'm Virgo

Modest and shy
Meticulous and reliable
Practical and diligent
Intelligent and analytical


On the dark side....

[SIZE=-1]Fussy and a worrier
Overcritical and harsh
Perfectionist and conservative
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I'm just confused really.
 
At least you have well-defined astrological borders (if not a seriously schizoid personality), Sheikh - what the heck does Ochiupurself or whatever it is have? Now I'm no longer that cheerful, sporty, generous, easygoing Saggi, I suppose I might be a cheerful, sporty, generous, easygoing, incredibly witty, exquisitely beautiful, charming and kind-hearted No.13? Hmm, put like that - I might consider the change-over!
 
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