Arse Professions Cup

How about Betting Exchange Operators/Owners? :D :D

But seriously what exactly do Estate Agents do, that we couldn't do better ourselves?

Oh! and CAREER politicians.

Colin
 
Bus Drivers - all colour blind, all issued with a copy of the highway code in reverse (the red light in front of you does not mean that you should press the accelerator harder), rude (staring straight ahead whilst I am displaying my bus pass and repeatedly grunting when asked a question is just not good manners), and aggressive (leaning out of your cab and calling me a wanker because you weren't looking properly is not appropriate behaviour).

None of these qualities enhance their job performance. In fact, some of them even have difficulty with the basics - there is one driver I can think of in particular who refuses to actually stop the bus at a stop (maintaining a very slow crawl) until you specifically say "Are you going to stop this bus at any point dickhead?"

I can't have taxmen - they sent me a jolly nice cheque the other day. Cheers Dan.
 
Terence,

There are those who would refuse to communicate with a Thames Corridor Oscar Wilde whose idea of rapier wit is to call someone a ''wanker'' but, fortunately for you, I'm not one of them. :lol:

Joking aside, I doin't have much time for the profession of journalism, not least because I used to be one. :lol:
 
'I'm a very easy going guy, but the only time I ever get riled is when know-nothing wankers start making grand pronoucements about how to run betting exchanges, a subject they know marginally less than fuck all about.'
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Well I'm glad I'm getting some credit from you at last then Ian.

By the way, you are no Oscar Wilde.

:D
 
Originally posted by ovverbruv@Dec 8 2004, 10:16 AM
My boss, wants me to open my store from 8am to 9pm on xmas eve, Boxing day, NYE and NYD, Bastard!!!
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Oh god!!!! are you a preacher Overbruv or is your stall/shop in ST PAULS catherdral................. :o :lol:
 
Anyhow, it looks as if we've got enough suggestions.

Here's an 8. Any objections?

Lawyers/solicitors
'The Taxman'
Journalists
Politicians
Salesmen
Estate Agents
Taxi/Bus Drivers
Builders and allied tradesmen.

I've merged a few together. That OK?
 
List seems good.

The winner can play "police officers" in the Arse Professions Super Cup.
 
I know Ian, but I have to think of my adoring public who hang on my every word.

I only do it for them.

:D
 
The list is absolutely fine Terry. Anyone want to put the odds up of who is going to win?
 
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