"ay, Enrico, Eet's For You... "

[krizon]

Cellular phones (I'm so tempted to say cell phones) were found inside four prisoners in max security Zacatras Prison, El Salvador, on Tuesday, after suspicious authorities x-rayed the men and discovered they'd inserted the phones (wrapped in plastic bags) into their anuses. Gangster inmates use the phones to continue to direct criminal activities on the street from inside the prisons.

Well, that's what the authorities say. Personally, I think it's only innocent fun - they just like having folks dial them up and enjoy the good, good, good vibrations...

 

[Lee Chater]

Cell phones in their anuses K, wonder what ring tone they used ?

 

[uncle goober]

Thriller ?

 

[Songsheet]

"Shakin' that ass" ?

 

[uncle goober]

Chas n Daves 'Rabbit' ?

 

[Diminuendo]

Poison's ' Talk Dirty To Me' .

 

[Shadow Leader]

Electric Six's Gay Bar? One of the lines is particularly apt - I've got something to put in you......

 

[Grey]

It isn't the grass that tickles my ass,
It's my little ringer
I love it because it makes such a buzz
It's my little ringer

Mah-gic moh-ments...

 

[Merlin the Magician]

Arse solo mio.... its now or never............

 

[krizon]

:lol: to the lot of you! Grey - I think that knocks our Poet Laureate off his perch!

 

[BrianH]

No, it's bound to be Sinatra - "I've Got You Under My Skin"

 

[Songsheet]

Originally posted by BrianH@Sep 8 2006, 03:26 PM
No, it's bound to be Sinatra - "I've Got You Under My Skin"

"Deep in the fart of me..."

 

[krizon]

That just reminded me (and as it's also to do with prisons it's appropriate) that a schooldays chum of mine defined a fart as 'the anguished cry of an imprisoned turd'. Just thought I'd share that with you all.