Bar + Krizon - Name Your Price....

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So things were going great with her. She liked me, I liked her. We were working last night and she had decided to stay in town with me for a few after houre beverages as is per normal for myself. The only problem being that I got a call back from the late house I attend on a Saturday night (to play poker) saying that she was not welcome.

So obvioulsy I apoligised and said I was going home. So after she pulled away from the drive (and myself), I made my way up the town. By chance who had decided to take a d-route.......

Now at no stage did I say i was not going to go up there without her but I reckon I've blown it.

After all that trouble....... :D
 
Dear Untrustworthy:

Listen, matey, your last two cheques bounced. Try Bar, but's it's 'on yer bike' from me.

Ex-Auntie K.
 
I'm close to giving up, too. You could try and say that you were trying to win some money to buy her a present, but that would need you to be a good liar, and her to be incredibly stupid.

You could also try to bluff something about you being a bit confused; you wanted to tell her how much you like her, but you don't want to scare her away. In your confusion, you did something stupid; you fled to the poker house as it was a refuge from your tumultuous emotions. Some chicks fall for that kind of crap; just after you act the maggot, pretending it is down to confusion over how into her you are. Again, this is unlikely to work given what happened.

Looks like you're snookered. But try one more escape. It'll be all worth it when you are giving her a good stuffing.
 
Originally posted by Bar the Bull@Feb 21 2005, 01:22 AM
But try one more escape. It'll be all worth it when you are giving her a good stuffing.
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In this case, I'd translate when as reading if.....

.....good luck though anyway!!!
 
Oh your some help, talk of giving up will not be accepted. She will be mine eventualy but a bit of help on the way would be appreciated.
 
Tell it like it is. You would rather play poker than spend hours trying to persuade her to get her kit off. Women are a bit weird that way - it might actually work.
 
By telling her how much I won at the poker game.... and that I would have much prefered to have spent the time with her....

pass the bucket.
 
No shes not really into that craic. Shes a round for round bird and gets offended if you try to get flashy.
 
Gearoid; you are a genius. What can I say? It seems you don't need our help.

For what it's worth, though, here's a spot more advice. Now is the time to kick on. I confidently predict that you will have her in the sack by Cheltenham. If she's not into letting you buy her flash gifts, arrange a really cheap and cheerful night with her. Maybe something like 12 Dutch Gold, a 43 with fried rice and a Bill Murray video for just the two of you.

Tell her you wanted to do something nice, just the two of ye, but you know she wouldn't like the taxi, flash restaurant, steak the size of a toilet seat and pricey Bordeaux. Get her onto the couch once she's scoffed her Chop Suey and guzzled her Dutch, tell her you think she's great craic and that she's becoming your best friend and then start rubbing her toes.

Bob's yer uncle. Hopefully she'll have your langer out before you can say Jack Robinson.
 
Bar, you wont be dissapointed if I do meet you (and vice vera, no doubt) but this girl is killng me. She text me tonie but is not textng back. Its not easy wen you think your in love!
 
What, you think Im ok...... Its been 7 minutes since she text. Where are my tissues..........
 
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