I would not know where to start Bar. Going out nearly two years and it was been a lot of fun. When I met her she was an innocent schoolgirl, now she has had sex indoors, outdoors, with toys, without toys, tied up, not tied up, in the shower, in a handicap toilet, on the good sofa in the sitting room. The problem I have now is she wants it all the time.
I will say one thing though, I spent the weekend with her as my sister got married. On Monday I woke up, gave her one and made off for my usual Monday activity of gambling and drinking with the boys. Then she uttered the words -
"What are WE going to do for the day"
Imagine for a second, a little nine year old boy. Now this little boy is the bestest little boy ever and enjoys going to school. Now picture his adorable, angelic face on a bright Saturday morning when jumps out of bed with all the joy in the world to spend the day watching batman cartoons and exploring the back garden. Now pull his heart from his chest and condemn his soul for all eternity tell him that he must go to school.
That is how I felt Monday.