Blinkers

Indeed we do, Troodles - we can't have a fresh, young innocent like Dom the Demure being subjected to the spawn of Viking hordes. In fact, I'd counsel against going further than Manchester in terms of diminishing civilisation.
 
Originally posted by Honest Tom@Mar 25 2007, 12:46 PM
A crash course in Compile Your Own Odds Volume 0 (that's the real one) followed by an evening of unimaginable pure unadulterated filth.
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Dom, better bring the rest of riding your kit by the sounds of it (whip, spurs etc).
 
Myself and the other Honest Tom feel we should point out that we are in no way associated with the lewd individual who posted earlier re the deflowering of a young maiden. We would also like to point out that the earlier Honest Tom couldn't (to quote one of his ex's) "turn on a tap".
 
We feel we should also point out that the bulging eyed smily he always uses isn't so much a smiley as a self-portrait.
 
Originally posted by Honest Tom@Mar 26 2007, 10:37 AM
We feel we should also point out that the bulging eyed smily he always uses isn't so much a smiley as a self-portrait.
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Lordy! Sounds interesting at least!! I love "couldn't turn on a tap" as well - I've had a similar compliment thrown my way in a vain effort to make up for an ex's inadequacies too.....men!!
 
Martin - I was in Woodlands the other day & they sell plain blinkers in a variety of colours for £35, or plain visors (visors might be a better idea for schooling at home as I'm not so sure it's a very good plan tbh!) in a variety of colours for £45. PM me if you want me to pick up a pair, I'll be at Liverpool so could meet you with them if you're interested.
 
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