Caption Needed Part 3.................

[Diminuendo]

 

[krizon]

Andy Stewart: "That's it, that's the front, well done. Now, just cock your right leg - no, no, the RIGHT leg - over the saddle. Hmm? The saddle's that little bit of leather on the horsey's back, Barry..."

 

[Honest Tom]

You're not supposed to jump off until the race starts.

 

[tetley]

When I said I was the ring inspector, I meant, oh never mind........

 

[Muttley]

Barraty Geraghty rehearses his race-riding technique ahead of the QM ....

 

[Diminuendo]

' Steward's enquiry, steward's enquiry!!!'

' The stewards are looking into the disposal of Barry Geraghty's penis, which at this very moment is flying through the air and is heading for the tented village'.

 

[Love Everlasting]

Georgie Browne chasing after them "Barry, Barry, come back I havent added you to my bedpost yet"

 

[BrianH]

"Andy may think this is funny, but he doesn't know that a skittle is about to fall on his head..."

 

[Muttley]

BG "Feck it. Who took the mounting block awa ............................... "

 

[Diminuendo]

Stable lass [ Please note her finger] ' Spin on this Geraghty!'
Geraghty ' I'm feckin' tryin' !.

 

[Irish Stamp]

Andy Stewart "Now he ain't the missus but..."

 

[Shadow Leader]

Georgie - Nice arse.......reckon I could be in there!

 

[terry]

" Ah to be sure - could someone fecking remind me!!! - Am I getting on or off!!!"

 

[krizon]

Andy Stewart: "You need both feet out the stirrups for a flying dismount, Bazza!"

 

[BrianH]

Not a caption, just me. Who is dropping that skittle on Andy Stewart's head?

 

[krizon]

I saw it, too, Brian, and it's certainly on course for AS's noggin. It also looks like the handle off an umbrella, or the grip off a bike's handlebar. One of those oddities, like crop circles...

 

[tetley]

Looks like the top of one of the poles at Ascot I assume the white part is lost in the background.

 

[Diminuendo]

It is, indeed, a golden knob on the top of a pole - Cheltenham has them round the winners enclosure ...

 

[Grey]

"You can give up trying to hide, Barry, she's spotted you".

 

[krizon]

And talking of golden knobs... "Barrreeeee... wait a minute! Here's my mobile number!"

 

[Hunneyb]

Woof!